What's the best advice you've ever gotten?

[Jib 0]

So, what's the best advice you've ever gotten?
It could be about anything from life to sex to work to family....

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[turtlespeed 226]

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So, what's the best advice you've ever gotten?
It could be about anything from life to sex to work to family....

"Just Shut up"

Didn't work though

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Vallerina 2]

My friend Jim tells me all the time that a positive attitude about life is all you need. He tells me that good things come his way because he doesn't let trivial things bring him down. He stays positive and upbeat, and that attitude just draws in good things.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[cocheese 0]

Best advice i ever had :
It's better to keep my fucking mouth shut and to be thought an asshole , than to open my mouth and prove it.

[freefalle 0]

now thats damn funny I dont care who you are thats just funny!

[Stumpy 284]

Speed is your friend.....

(actually applied to snowboarning at the time but it is valid in so many situations )

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[turtlespeed 226]

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Speed is your friend.....

(actually applied to snowboarning at the time but it is valid in so many situations )

Thank you.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[yoink 321]

Anyone can fuck up... Just don't fuck up twice.

[jb092 0]

Slow down, you aint superman, you will break and it will hurt.



It did hurt

What could possibly go wrong?

[turtlespeed 226]

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So, what's the best advice you've ever gotten?
It could be about anything from life to sex to work to family....

"Just trace the alphabet"

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[mr2mk1g 10]

Man have two ears and only one mouth, so wise man listen twice as much as he speaks.

[Dougiefresh 0]

Work like hell and keep your fool mouth shut.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[kingbunky 3]

"a wise monkey is a monkey who doesn't monkey with another monkey's monkey."

"keep your area clean."

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[Lostinspace 0]

From my mom,
…Listen to my heart above all the other voices.
…Don’t video anything that could later be used to incriminate yourself.
…You can never get rid of all the evidence; it’s much harder to prove “accidents”.
…Men think with their brains second, if at all.
…Remember you have to live with yourself, do good.

Worst advice:
…Dead monkey jokes aren’t as funny as I think they are.
…Skydiving is foolish, knock it off. (Refer to first piece of advice.)

(my mom is a cynic that does forensics work)

[DeNReN 0]

Dont eat yellow snow

[turtlespeed 226]

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Dont eat yellow snow

You forgot brown snow too.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[mnealtx 0]

"The lady always comes first" - Dad

"And often" - Me

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[turtlespeed 226]

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"The lady always comes first" - Dad

"And often" - Me

Now THAT is great advice.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Lostinspace 0]

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"The lady always comes first" - Dad

Advice I don’t know how to take:
…In worst case scenario, an engagement ring can be turned into half of a really nice set of earrings.



(i'm much more of an optimist then my mom, my mom just says I'm young.)

[BGill 0]

wrap it up

[freeflir29 0]

Stop putting your dick in the light socket!

[GravityGirl 0]

"Nobody knows how much you are truely worth until you tell them, and then show them. You have to ask for what you want. 9 out of 10, you'll get it."

My last conversation with my friend Seth Blake.

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Peace and Blue Skies!
Bonnie ==>Gravity Gear!

[mnealtx 0]

Would that be an "electrifying" orgasm?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[davedlg 0]

If you go out of your way to respect those in your life, they will in turn respect you in return.

[gjhdiver 0]

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So, what's the best advice you've ever gotten?
It could be about anything from life to sex to work to family....

Strangers have the best candy.