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Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

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How the hell does that one rabbit play the keyboard so well without fingers?

I cried at the end with the poor rabbit:(
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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OMG! That is so funny, cute and sad all at the same time. I too, sniffled for the little bunny in the end. But what about the keyboard playing bunny? Isn't that a "0" on his chest?


I found the lyrics: B|


Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Everyone else has had more sex than me. Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple and threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.

He would rather die than not get to fuck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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