happythoughts 0 #1 January 20, 2005 clicky QuoteRomeo banned from lonely hearts website A middle-aged romeo has been banned from an internet dating agency for sleeping with more than 100 women. Ex-miner Clive Worth, 55, had 119 dates in five years and ended up in bed with most of them, reports the Daily Mirror. DatingDirect.com has taken him off their books for showing a "lack of commitment". Why is this "his" problem? What about all those women who immediately jumped him? Didn't they have a choice? "Hello, I'm Clive. Would you like to have sex?" "Yes." They can vote, legally drive a car, and sign documents. I think that makes them mature enough to make other decisions. "Hello, I'm selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Would you like one?" "Yes. I'll take all of them." QuoteClive, of Llanelli, who paid £85 a year to join, said: "I'm gutted about being kicked out. I've done nothing wrong. I feel his pain. Quote"The agency said they received complaints because women were travelling to meet me and wanted commitment, but I didn't. But it's just that I haven't met the right woman yet." Ladies, he's still out there. Hunting for Ms. Right... It is not too late. QuoteHe now plans to sign up with another internet agency and vowed to carry on until he's 80. At that rate, by 80, he'll have done more than half of Europe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 January 20, 2005 Everyone knows you shouldn't have sex before you get married. Those women are floozies and it's a good thing he found out what they're really like! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gordy 0 #3 January 20, 2005 A bit harsh Andrea I have to say! But the sentiment is right, its a good thing he found out early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 January 20, 2005 QuoteEveryone knows you shouldn't have sex before you get married. Those women are floozies and it's a good thing he found out what they're really like! Is sprayed coffee bad for keyboards?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #5 January 20, 2005 Quote"lack of commitment". Sounds like the perfect man for me. I only ask for him to make coffee before I kick him out of bed in the morning.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 January 20, 2005 QuoteQuote"lack of commitment". Sounds like the perfect man for me. I only ask for him to make coffee before I kick him out of bed in the morning. Only coffee, no breakfast?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #7 January 20, 2005 "I only ask for him to make coffee before I kick him out of bed in the morning." Do you keep the kettle and cafetiere on the nightstand? My sweetie insists that I make her a cup of tea every morning, but only after I've fixed the fire (main heating in the cottage), taken the bairn his cup of milk, and taken the hound out.Its no biggie, I'm normally up an hour before her anyways.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 January 20, 2005 Quote"I only ask for him to make coffee before I kick him out of bed in the morning." Do you keep the kettle and cafetiere on the nightstand? My sweetie insists that I make her a cup of tea every morning, but only after I've fixed the fire (main heating in the cottage), taken the bairn his cup of milk, and taken the hound out.Its no biggie, I'm normally up an hour before her anyways. Dang nac you're whipped! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #9 January 20, 2005 HOW TO SLEEP WITH 100 WOMEN 1. Sign up for internet dating service. This will be the best investment you ever make. 2. When you get a date, no matter how fat/ugly/grating she is, get her drunk. This will make you seem much more attractive than you really are. Roofies, while effective, are generally not a good idea. Alcohol is cheap and legal. At no time do you give her your real name. It doesn't matter what name she screams later. 3. Fuck her. Use protection so there are no commitments you didn't mean to make. If you are really serious about this plan, get a vasectomy. That way there is almost no chance of her getting pregnant, and there will be less DNA evidence if she presses charges. 4. Do not, repeat NOT, ever give her your contact info, or commit to contacting her if she presses her contact info on you. 5. Never talk to her again. 6. Repeat steps 2-5 as needed.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #10 January 20, 2005 "Dang nac you're whipped!" Slappie, my old chum, I prefer to think of it as 'priming the pump'. Sometimes you have to put a little in to get the thing running right. Did I read somewhere you were planning a comeback?-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 January 20, 2005 Damn dougie, you surprise me sometimes. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #12 January 20, 2005 I don't use the plan. I just know what it is. I like to be able to look at myself in the mirror. I guess I'm hung up on having self-respect and treating others the way I want to be treated. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 January 20, 2005 QuoteDid I read somewhere you were planning a comeback? Not offical yet, but I bought my mom a tandem. So she wants me on the load with her. So who knows, I've got to get current before that happens. As for priming the pump.. I completely understand. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 January 20, 2005 Quote"I only ask for him to make coffee before I kick him out of bed in the morning." Do you keep the kettle and cafetiere on the nightstand? My sweetie insists that I make her a cup of tea every morning, but only after I've fixed the fire (main heating in the cottage), taken the bairn his cup of milk, and taken the hound out.Its no biggie, I'm normally up an hour before her anyways. Dayy-ummmm! Where did she send you for such training and is there open enrollment?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #15 January 20, 2005 Stupid, off-topic question: What's a bairn? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 January 20, 2005 bairn n : a child: son or daughterMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #17 January 20, 2005 Awwww, that's so cute. Thanks for the answer. I could have looked it up, but I was feeling lazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #18 January 20, 2005 You're most welcome, m'lady... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #19 January 20, 2005 "Where did she send you for such training and is there open enrollment?! " Its taken 14 years of night class, with one on one tuition.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 January 20, 2005 I wanna jump with slappie. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #21 January 20, 2005 He's got a really nice main canopy, at a superb price too!.-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #22 January 20, 2005 If he is really good, then he can stick around and make me breakfast. nacmacfeegle, I kick him out of bed to head downstairs to get the coffee if he is worth it. That is if he's still around come morning, cause if he's that bad, then he's out way before morning.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #23 January 20, 2005 Quote"Where did she send you for such training and is there open enrollment?! " Its taken 14 years of night class, with one on one tuition. So was there a lot of "homework" and "extra credit" involved? Even still, I'm impressed with your response (even if it may have been half kidding... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #24 January 20, 2005 QuoteHe's got a really nice main canopy, at a superb price too!. needs a reline and a container to go in The more I think about it.. That's all I lack now.. container, aad (can jump without one) & reserve.. then I've got a full "kit" as you people in the uk call them "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gjhdiver 0 #25 January 20, 2005 Quote clicky ***Romeo banned from lonely hearts website A middle-aged romeo has been banned from an internet dating agency for sleeping with more than 100 women. Ahhh. A bit of British pride there. We are a very sexy race of people though, so it is understandable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
