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Shotgun 1
QuoteQuoteRimster threatened to ban me!
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You mean you almost got Remtarded???
Or I almost got the "Remjob"... or something like that.


Remster 30
Oh behave!


Remster
QuoteQuoteWow! I've inspired some ass loving!
Yeah baby yeah. At least you're nice to me unlike a certain whuffo fucknugget cock muncher.
He's a boner biting bastard Uncle Focker!

Edited: Now, I have that song in my head...damned Southpark!

mnealtx 0
QuoteQuoteDoes this thread make my ass look fat?
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That was funny.



What IS the proper response to that, btw?
The proper response to that (if you ever want sex again) is an emphatic "NO!"

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706
flyhi 24
QuoteWhat IS the proper response to that, btw?
"I think there's someone at the door. I'll get it."
Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.
sunshine 2
QuoteHe's a boner biting bastard Uncle Focker!
I'd send him the link to dzcom, but i don't want him here damnit.
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
QuoteAnd I will kiss your ass any day!
Whew...it's getting HOT in here...

Slappie 9
QuoteQuoteNow come hold the piss bucket
Over your head, tilted down OK for ya Slap?
Man I'm going to get so much shit from you when and if we ever meet....

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."
Nah, this is YOUR playground, girlie.

ccowden 0
QuoteQuoteAnd I will kiss your ass any day!
Whew...it's getting HOT in here...
With YOU in here, of course it is!

sunshine 2
I'm gonna go take a nap and dream about ass kissing with chris. 
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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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meow
I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!
ccowden 0
QuoteI'm gonna go take a nap and dream about ass kissing with chris.
Oh man! I will go fall asleep and meet you there!

ccowden 0
And I think Rosa will be there too, if sunshine and I have anything to say about it!

NOICE!!! That is so cool! Thank you, Chris.
You know what's funny? I actually did dream about Sunshine last night! It was nothing ass-kiss worthy, though, just her and myself talking.

You know what's funny? I actually did dream about Sunshine last night! It was nothing ass-kiss worthy, though, just her and myself talking.

ccowden 0
Really? I had the same dream! Only you two weren't just talking.

metalslug 36
Yeah, stop the ass-kissing threads 
. I'm starting to feel isolated.
Small photos and less-than-serious posts dont tell me very much about these fine people.
I dont know yet who I want to ass-kiss.
One day, when I'm big, I'll be coming to a boogie over there, and then y'all had better line up for evaluation.
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Small photos and less-than-serious posts dont tell me very much about these fine people.
I dont know yet who I want to ass-kiss.
One day, when I'm big, I'll be coming to a boogie over there, and then y'all had better line up for evaluation.

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No 'mericans were harmed during the making of this post.
QuoteReally? I had the same dream! Only you two weren't just talking.
Was it an ass kiss worthy dream?
ccowden 0
Oh yes! And so much more!

funks 1
QuoteA thread for posting pictures of asses?
Yes, an ass posting thread. Now we are talking. Just no fat hairy ones please

QuoteDoes this thread make my ass look fat?
Nope.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey
Its scary when its a woman who asks that question...
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