Muenkel 0 #1 January 23, 2005 Some twirly cookies? Pick her up in a golf cart? Talk about sex? Disguise yourself as Val or Brain's ass? Sing Piano Man to her? Just plain ole post whore? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CieloDiosa 0 #2 January 23, 2005 i dream of sunshine all day especially because its been snowing like crazy here ~boogie ho!! pull before impact! L.A.S.T#14, PMS #309, Ci EL O DI O SA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 January 23, 2005 That's funny + i was thinking the same thing. Way.Oh sunny where are you ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #4 January 23, 2005 I DD her and try and give her my best advice on nintendo games...scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #5 January 23, 2005 by posting "no more ass kissing" threads allowed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #6 January 23, 2005 Two Words: Smirnoff Ice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #7 January 23, 2005 Why would any of us do anything different? Oh.. oh... I get it! People want to get down her pants!! I see!!! Don't you think she may be smarter than all that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 January 23, 2005 I shock her with my brazen masculinity. I convinced her I'm this shy little wussy boy, but I'm really a big studmuffin.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #9 January 23, 2005 Just remove the blank line between your message and sig line. She'll be right with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 January 23, 2005 QuoteJust remove the blank line between your message and sig line. She'll be right with you.Wow Opie, you do know her well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #11 January 23, 2005 I pretty much just remove all my clothes, jump around waving my arms, and yell, "Hey sunshine! Over here!" That usually does it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #12 January 23, 2005 That's like using a shotgun to kill a canary. Excessive, and you probably won't get the result you want. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ccowden 0 #13 January 23, 2005 Result? I thought it was to get her attention. For that, I think it will work just fine. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #14 January 23, 2005 ...all I did was give her some of my lotion, she picked it up from there quite well(and her friend) what can I say?, I shy_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 January 23, 2005 QuoteSome twirly cookies? Yep. A case of 'em, and a little Offspring tunage.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #16 January 23, 2005 Apparently though, not this thread! Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 January 23, 2005 You could always lick your eyebrows.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 January 23, 2005 How about offering free batteries ?Hey Sunny , Come out and play for a pack of your favorite batteries ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #19 January 24, 2005 To ignore her... There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #20 January 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteJust remove the blank line between your message and sig line. She'll be right with you.Wow Opie, you do know her well.I say everyone in this thread should do JUST that and wait until she comes online and checks next. WOOOO! She may not grace you all with her post but she sure as hell will notice!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #21 January 24, 2005 Razz The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #22 January 24, 2005 Shiny or red things -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 January 24, 2005 Ya'll are too cute. I spent the day at the hog farm. Had to dispose of the bodies... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 January 24, 2005 QuoteApparently though, not this thread! LOL! This is the best answer. Cutting sarcasm rules! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #25 January 24, 2005 QuoteI pretty much just remove all my clothes, jump around waving my arms, and yell, "Hey sunshine! Over here!" Copycat! Thats what I do! and uh.. Chris, thank you for the visual.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
