I can't imagine . . .

[kelel01 1]

Wait, if you can pack, we might have a deal here. I can't really, and it's always good to get someone whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

[freeflir29 0]

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Having sex on a regular basis ever again. Anyone else?

See ya Wednesday night sweety! We can celebrate my quitting my job.

[Slappie 9]

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Wait, if you can pack, we might have a deal here. I can't really, and it's always good to get someone whose strengths compliment your weaknesses.

No Kel you had your chance. You blew me off and I've kinda changed my mind. Packing and giving you sexual favors might be more work then I imagined. Post some figures and maybe I'll consider it in a couple months.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[kelel01 1]

Ugh, I may or may not be able to make it tomorrow night. I can probably go for just a very little while. Where were you last week?

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Where were you last week?

Working that stinking job that I'm about to quit. Got home late.......like Midnight.

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er...Sex...i heard about that once...

God damn morals sigh...

Excuse me? When was WFFC?

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[Maxx 1]

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Damn you happy, constantly-having-sex people!

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er...Sex...i heard about that once...

God damn morals sigh...

dayyuummm....lest I'm mistaken...that was a public 'call-out'!!

If I were you - I'd be donning my armour about now!!!


Excuse me? When was WFFC?

Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic

[flyangel2 2]

I think I made myself clear in another post.

I don't kiss and tell

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[windcatcher 0]

oh man, I can definitely imagine many years to come for having sex on a regular basis. And skydiving.

edit to add: I know I'll find the right guy eventually, probably settle down in a few years...and he'll be one lucky guy!

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

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I think I made myself clear in another post.

I don't kiss and tell

But you DO lick and show.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Damn you happy, constantly-having-sex people!

I agree with you!!!

I'm on a little dry spell myself.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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oh man, I can definitely imagine many years to come for having sex on a regular basis. And skydiving.

edit to add: I know I'll find the right guy eventually, probably settle down in a few years...and he'll be one lucky guy!

Settle down? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Original Cabana Boy!

[kelel01 1]

You just don't like the idea of settling down because you don't want a woman to fart in front of you.

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You just don't like the idea of settling down because you don't want a woman to fart in front of you directly inyour face.

fixed it for ya Kel.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You just don't like the idea of settling down because you don't want a woman to fart in front of you.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! I almost got fired for rolling on the floor in tears. That's mest up, why do you have to bring up old shit?

The Original Cabana Boy!

[kelel01 1]

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why do you have to bring up old shit?

I'm a girl . . . it's what we do.

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why do you have to bring up old shit?

I'm a girl . . . it's what we do.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there......

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[OrangeJumper 0]

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why do you have to bring up old shit?

I'm a girl . . . it's what we do.

I am a little confused. You are obviously a women, you skydive, how is it that you are having problems finding someone to have sex with.......hmmmmm Maybe you need to come to Skydive Orange. I don't think you would ever have that problem again.

The Original Cabana Boy!

[JRock 0]

I have sex a lot.
I just wish I wasn't alone when I was having it.

[kelel01 1]

I'm looking for more-often-than-once-a-month sex. If I wanted to, one out of every four weekends I'm sure I could find random sex.

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. . . Having sex on a regular basis ever again. Anyone else?

Damn you happy, constantly-having-sex people!

hey Keli.. don't feel bad.. I been single for years.. never get any sex..

[OrangeJumper 0]

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I'm looking for more-often-than-once-a-month sex. If I wanted to, one out of every four weekends I'm sure I could find random sex.

"I'm looking for more-often-than-once-a-month sex." Definition: I am looking to settle down.

The Original Cabana Boy!

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I do miss sex. I was skinnier when I had lots of sex!

It's a vicious circle for me, gain a little weight loose sex drive, not having sex every day gain more weight.

Fly it like you stole it!

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I am a little confused. You are obviously a women, you skydive, how is it that you are having problems finding someone to have sex with.......hmmmmm Maybe you need to come to Skydive Orange. I don't think you would ever have that problem again.

The problem is that we're trying to find nice guys. All I can find are guys that used to be nice, but now they want to be jerks!

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning