freeflir29 0 #26 January 26, 2005 Last girl I had to break up with........I held the phone out a little and yelled....."Hey.......I have an idea. Why don't you NEVER call me again!" and hung up. It worked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 January 26, 2005 QuoteHmmm, that is definitely an idea. She would ask to see the records though. Maybe I can just stop brushing my teeth for about two weeks, get some really good dragon breath going on, eat a few shit sandwiches!!!! I think that Shit breath is the worst! Hell, I've broken up with women for that. Eat a few plates of baked beans a few hours before you see her. The gas ought to repel her... Have I met this girl? I haven't been up to Cullman in a while though..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #28 January 26, 2005 QuoteBang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates... Either way your banging If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her... Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either! she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!" _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #29 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteBang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates... Either way your banging If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her... Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either! she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!" ROFLMAO!! Thanks guys....now I need to clean off my monitor!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #30 January 26, 2005 QuoteHmmm, that is definitely an idea. She would ask to see the records though. Bwaaaahhhaaaaahhhhaaaa! She would ask for PROOF of you having a disease even if it was obvious you were trying to get rid of her?!! Most women would be a little cloud of dust by then. Wow! lol- that is pretty terrifying. Have one of your female friends take care of her and give her the message. (If you have any...) We have terrifying...I mean terrific ways of getting such things across. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #31 January 26, 2005 Pleeeeeeeeeeez tell me that I've converted you to a *snort laugher* _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #32 January 26, 2005 QuotePleeeeeeeeeeez tell me that I've converted you to a *snort laugher* LMAO!! Yup!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #33 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuotePleeeeeeeeeeez tell me that I've converted you to a *snort laugher* LMAO!! Yup! ***snort laughing***just thinking about another one added to my clan! Like PMS and Rodriguez Bros,etc..we need a Snort Laugher #, dontcha think? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #34 January 26, 2005 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates... Either way your banging If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her... Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either! she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!" I need to MOVE Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #35 January 26, 2005 You know, you still need to be initiated into the P.I.M.P.'s, you know that you can! THEN and only THEN can you introduce another organization, dammit. Umm, as for the other comment, I DO have female Friends, if only I can get them up here from Ft. Lauderdale!!! And Yes, Cullman, AL is THAT bad. Women here are pretty much completely insane!!!Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #36 January 26, 2005 No way! Going to Cullman would be like dragging me by my hair into a Zen Torture Camp!..ain't gonna happen..aiiight. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #37 January 26, 2005 I am in shock. First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him and buys him things - now he wants to get rid of her?!! I say, consider yourself lucky and go ahead and marry the, uh, little woman. (She was kinda nutz - and not in a good way. ) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namdrib 0 #38 January 26, 2005 Quote First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him ) Only problem is, I would really like to do more than "Sleep" when I get in the sack. Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlestranger 0 #39 January 26, 2005 Quotebut hey, she DID buy me a Xaos 78. You let her buy this for you? What kind of message do you think you sent when you accepted it? If you really want to get rid of her, send her a link to this post, once she finds out what you're really like you shouldn't have a problem any longer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #40 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuote First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him ) Only problem is, I would really like to do more than "Sleep" when I get in the sack. *cough Ok...Um...Are you still having sex with her? If so, you might just be sending the WRONG message. You can't tell to go away in public then still call her for booty call!! She doesn't sound all that smart to begin with, she WON'T get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beverly 1 #41 January 26, 2005 mmm, you have a few options here. Firstly stop shagging her - eeuu! Secondly, say you have developed a rash and blame the other 6 girls on the DZ including the canteen staff. Set her up on a blind date with another guy and do a foursome with you with some hottie who adores you. Tell her it is not the jeans that make her ass look fat. Stop taking her calls Definately start dating someone else quick!! Don't tell her you love her, she will cling, tell her you are Gay, she will try convert you, tell her you are getting married, a wedding ring is like a huge turn on to some chicks. Or you can get nasty and get her arrested for some arb thing - A woman will do anything for love...... If all else fails, just tell her you are damaged goods and need to recover mentally and physically from the trauma you endured as a child. I think true friendship is under-rated Twitter: @Dreamskygirlsa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #42 January 26, 2005 For the internet geek in your life: "You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm." For the chatroom buddy: "After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine." For the Douglas Adams readers...So long and thanks for all the fish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #43 January 26, 2005 QuoteYou can't tell to go away in public then still call her for booty call!! Wait...........why not? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #44 January 26, 2005 QuoteLast girl I had to break up with........I held the phone out a little and yelled....."Hey.......I have an idea. Why don't you NEVER call me again!" and hung up. It worked. Dude, that one's GREAT!! Wish I had the balls to do that.. wait a minute Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 January 26, 2005 QuoteWish I had the balls to do that.. wait a minute You wish you had balls? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #46 January 26, 2005 Just send her a link to this thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #47 January 26, 2005 Quoterestraining order? Seen on tshirthell.com QuoteRestraining orders are just another way of saying "I love you" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #48 January 26, 2005 http://www.rejectionline.com/ She'll never bother you again. Or try this number.......909-650-5412. Never fails. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 January 26, 2005 breakup girl website Can't find the "breakup guy" website yet... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #50 January 26, 2005 Quote breakup girl website Can't find the "breakup guy" website yet... You are on it now.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
