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Hmmm, that is definitely an idea. She would ask to see the records though. Maybe I can just stop brushing my teeth for about two weeks, get some really good dragon breath going on, eat a few shit sandwiches!!!! I think that Shit breath is the worst! Hell, I've broken up with women for that.



Eat a few plates of baked beans a few hours before you see her. The gas ought to repel her... :D Have I met this girl? I haven't been up to Cullman in a while though...
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Bang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates...

Either way your banging:P;)

If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her...

Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal:)



I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either!:ph34r::D she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!":D





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Bang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates...

Either way your banging:P;)

If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her...

Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal:)



I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either!:ph34r::D she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!":D


ROFLMAO!!:D:D Thanks guys....now I need to clean off my monitor!:D
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Hmmm, that is definitely an idea. She would ask to see the records though.

Bwaaaahhhaaaaahhhhaaaa! She would ask for PROOF of you having a disease even if it was obvious you were trying to get rid of her?!! Most women would be a little cloud of dust by then. Wow! lol- that is pretty terrifying.

Have one of your female friends take care of her and give her the message. (If you have any...:o)
We have terrifying...I mean terrific ways of getting such things across. :|>:(:ph34r:

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Pleeeeeeeeeeez tell me that I've converted you to a *snort laugher*:D


LMAO!!:D Yup!:D



***snort laughing***just thinking about another one added to my clan!:D

Like PMS and Rodriguez Bros,etc..we need a Snort Laugher #, dontcha think?;)





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Bang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates...

Either way your banging

If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her...

Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal

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I'm crackin up once again..cuz you peeps aren'tfrom this area..helloo...she wouldn't be insulted by this suggestion either! she'd probably say "yay he likes my family too..I'm so IN!"



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You know, you still need to be initiated into the P.I.M.P.'s, you know that you can! THEN and only THEN can you introduce another organization, dammit.

Umm, as for the other comment, I DO have female Friends, if only I can get them up here from Ft. Lauderdale!!!

And Yes, Cullman, AL is THAT bad. Women here are pretty much completely insane!!!
Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!


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I am in shock. First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him and buys him things - now he wants to get rid of her?!! I say, consider yourself lucky and go ahead and marry the, uh, little woman. :)

(She was kinda nutz - and not in a good way. :S )


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First Steve finds a woman who will actually sleep with him )



Only problem is, I would really like to do more than "Sleep" when I get in the sack. [:/]



*cough

Ok...Um...Are you still having sex with her? :o If so, you might just be sending the WRONG message. :S You can't tell to go away in public then still call her for booty call!! >:( She doesn't sound all that smart to begin with, she WON'T get it.:S

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mmm, you have a few options here.

Firstly stop shagging her - eeuu!

Secondly, say you have developed a rash and blame the other 6 girls on the DZ including the canteen staff.

Set her up on a blind date with another guy and do a foursome with you with some hottie who adores you.

Tell her it is not the jeans that make her ass look fat.

Stop taking her calls

Definately start dating someone else quick!!

Don't tell her you love her, she will cling, tell her you are Gay, she will try convert you, tell her you are getting married, a wedding ring is like a huge turn on to some chicks.

Or you can get nasty and get her arrested for some arb thing - A woman will do anything for love......:o

If all else fails, just tell her you are damaged goods and need to recover mentally and physically from the trauma you endured as a child.

I think true friendship is under-rated

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For the internet geek in your life:
"You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm."

For the chatroom buddy:
"After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine." :o

For the Douglas Adams readers...So long and thanks for all the fish. :ph34r:

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Last girl I had to break up with........I held the phone out a little and yelled....."Hey.......I have an idea. Why don't you NEVER call me again!" and hung up. It worked. :D




Dude, that one's GREAT!!

Wish I had the balls to do that.. wait a minute:S

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