Greatest/New "Drop Dead" lines!!! PLEASE!!

[namdrib 0]

Kaylen has brought to my attention something that is way too often overlooked and disgarded. I need some help. What is the best way to make a woman LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!? You know, I have tried, "I'm sorry, we just seem to be going in a different direction", and "You know, this just really isn't what I signed up for". I have even went as far as to say "I'd rather stick my head up a camel's ass as to see you one more minute of the day". For some ungodly reason, this chic keeps coming back for more. So, with that said, lets hear some of you guys and gals best "Leave me the freakin' bloody hell alone" phrases!

Unknowing attempting to take out all 4 wheeled vehicles remotely close to the landing area!

[pleifer 0]

I'll just let you two figure it out

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The Angel of Duh has spoke

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

Steve...sounds like you're having trouble there dude..sorry for laughing..just delete messages, don't reply, and stop picking up the phone for starters. That hint usually works for most

But if it's to the point of stalking and coming uninvited to your home..uh..911 might be appropriate.

Oh hey..another idea..try Glen's famous words: "I got gas" and repulse her..that'll do it

...as last resort..you have Alex (big ass snake) to choke her

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[Rebecca 0]

You know, now that I really look, those pants DO make your ass look fat.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[NWFlyer 2]

"I've got a restraining order."

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[windcatcher 0]

this one's really not that mean, but I read in a book something like "The Naughty's Girl's Guide To Breaking Up"; it says, tell him "You can't afford me"

Mother to the cutest little thing in the world...

[skynole 0]

Give her back the Busa!

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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this one's really not that mean, but I read in a book something like "The Naughty's Girl's Guide To Breaking Up"; it says, tell him "You can't afford me"

"I'm really a high maintenance kinda girl" works like a charm

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[turtlespeed 226]

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"I've got a restraining order."

You don't m,ind if I invite "Other Chicks Name" over do you - it won't take long - we'll be done before we have to go to dinner.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[2fat2fly 0]

When I was in between wives, I told a girl once that I had noticed she was putting on a lot of weight-she quit calling. It was effective, but I wish that I could apologize now-I was such a jack-ass and she was sweet in her own sociopathic way.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[ACMESkydiver 0]

"I replaced your phone number on my 'contacts' list with '911', because they'll need to cart me away in a damn STRAIGHT JACKET if I ever have the urge to talk to you again."

Subtle, but perhaps it will work.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[Nightingale 0]

restraining order?

[Samurai136 0]

I'm pretty quiet, peaceful, and easy going and have effectively communicated that message by saying,

"DAMNIT, Xname deletedX! No, Means No!"

When communicating with women it's sometimes best to use a phrase they can clearly understand.

Ken

"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian
Ken

[happythoughts 0]

Use your personality.

[LouDiamond 1]

Tell her you love her, you adore her, you don't now how you lived without her, you want to spend the rest of your life with her and want her to have your children, all 10 of them and you can't wait to get married and live in the suburbs in a quaint little house...





they usually leave skid marks in the driveway LOL

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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Tell her you love her, you adore her, you don't now how you lived without her, you want to spend the rest of your life with her and want her to have your children, all 10 of them and you can't wait to get married and live in the suburbs in a quaint little house...
Um..scott..he's in Cullman AL..she's actually LIKE that!





they usually leave skid marks in the driveway LOL

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[ladyskydiver 0]

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Tell her you love her, you adore her, you don't now how you lived without her, you want to spend the rest of your life with her and want her to have your children, all 10 of them and you can't wait to get married and live in the suburbs in a quaint little house...





they usually leave skid marks in the driveway LOL

breathe breathe

Yep...that'd do it.

Of course...with that kind of a comment and some people's luck, you'd probably end up with them saying "Sweet! When?"

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[justinb138 0]

Next time she comes over leave an empty bottle of Valtrex in plain sight....

[namdrib 0]

All very very good helpful ideas, only She would DEFINITELY do the 10 kids thing. Kinda scary. As for the Busa, never did/ could go through with that one. $11,000 is a lot of money to just through around. For those of you that don't know, she offered to buy me a brand new motorcycle!!! Couldn't do it, I'm an idiot I know, but hey, she DID buy me a Xaos 78.

I was thinking more along the lines of Maybe Sneezing a massive 1/4 lbs. Nose gobblin out on her dinner one evening, that might do it, then ask, "Hey, no sense of wasting that, do you mind if I finish that up for you?" How bout it, girls, would that do you in or what?

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[skymama 37]

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Tell her you love her, you adore her, you don't now how you lived without her, you want to spend the rest of your life with her and want her to have your children, all 10 of them and you can't wait to get married and live in the suburbs in a quaint little house...

You mean you didn't mean that? And here I sent you beef jerky and everything!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[doddy 0]

You could always try, " Have you been sleeping around, coz i just got back from the dr and he said i've got genatal herpes"

If that dont work tell her your gay!

A man who views the world at 50, the same as he did when he was 20, has wasted 30 yrs of his life.

"Muhammad Ali"

[namdrib 0]

Hmmm, that is definitely an idea. She would ask to see the records though. Maybe I can just stop brushing my teeth for about two weeks, get some really good dragon breath going on, eat a few shit sandwiches!!!! I think that Shit breath is the worst! Hell, I've broken up with women for that.

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[Tink1717 2]

"I don't want kids." Works EVERY time.

Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717

[bob.dino 1]

Best idea yet.

[Superman32 0]

Bang her mother/sister/friend/ anybody she really cares for or bang someone she really hates...

Either way your banging

If you can't get lucky at least make moves on any of the forementioned women, in front of her...

Then who knows you might end up getting a threesome out of the deal

Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!