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..... poke your toes through an afghan throw?




No way!
But I'll blow my nose on the afghan throw



No noses - just little toses.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I would not poke my toe,
through a smelly arghan throw,
Not on a train,
or in the rain.
Not in the ass of a pimp
or even Da Gimp.
When the milk does curdle
i think of turtle.
Drugs are bad,
but make me feel glad.
Instead of being sappy,
they make me feel happy.

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I would not poke my toe,
through a smelly arghan throw,
Not on a train,
or in the rain.
Not in the ass of a pimp
or even Da Gimp.
When the milk does curdle
i think of turtle.
Drugs are bad,
but make me feel glad.
Instead of being sappy,
they make me feel happy.



You resemble Slappy -

all slap happy -

And also like the pope -
Wanna nother grope?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ah, this reminds me of an old couch freaks shirt....

"Would you do it from an air balloon?
Would you do it with a big baboon?
Would you do it with a real fat chick?
A guy in a skirt with bright red lipstick?
Would you do it from a big skybox?
No Shoes...no clothes...no socks?
If beer, food and fun are what you seek, come do it with the Couch Freaks"

One of my favorites...but I get strange looks when I wear it out for some reason.....

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