soulshine 0 #1 January 28, 2005 make me sick! You all know the people I'm talking about: The girl with the ultimate body, dream job, great car... Or the guy with the perfect abs, lots of money to blow, amazing house... I always imagine people like that getting a huge zit on the tip of their nose right before a photo shoot. Or I picture one of them tripping and falling flat in front of a new boss. Or having a huge booger hanging from their nose while being interviewed on live tv. I know, it's evil, but it's the only way I can restrain myself from pummeling these people! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 January 28, 2005 Hummm... Venting some anger, uh? Still mad at me? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #3 January 28, 2005 Chill, Holmes. People like you destroy "perfect" people all the time. Your wishes come true, often enough. The abs become fat, the success becomes failure. That makes you happy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #4 January 28, 2005 No Frenchy, you are not one of the perfect people I was referring to. I'm just grumpy tonight. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #5 January 28, 2005 QuoteI'm just grumpy tonight. Only tonight? What happened? Missing laundry again? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #6 January 28, 2005 QuoteThat makes you happy? No, I don't want to destroy them. I simply imagine them in a funny situation to give myself a little giggle. Relax, I'm just a bit on the grouchy side and wanted to vent. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #7 January 28, 2005 Nah, I just remind myself that while they're busy trying to keep up that "perfect" image, I'm off having a great time... Or I just pummel them"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 January 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm just grumpy tonight. Only tonight? What happened? Missing laundry again? if you steal one or two pair of underwear, it's not really missed. Your mistake was stealing ALL of them... so now she had NONE when she got out of the shower and has to go commando. That's why she's pissed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #9 January 28, 2005 OK everyone, on 3: 1 2 3: POOR SOULSHINE! (That was a goooooood Poor Soulshine moment if I know one...) "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #10 January 28, 2005 QuoteNah, I just remind myself that while they're busy trying to keep up that "perfect" image, I'm off having a great time... Or I just pummel them I like the first part...... ~R+R...I'm not perfect...and I love it...so does a certain someone......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #11 January 28, 2005 QuoteYour mistake was stealing ALL of them... so now she had NONE when she got out of the shower and has to go commando. You know, I'm actually enjoying going commando! Thanks to whoever snatched my panties...it's been very liberating! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #12 January 28, 2005 Chicks in fatigues and combat boots going commando are keeeewwwwwllllllllll... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 January 28, 2005 QuoteOr I just pummel them Ha! I totally didn't catch that until I read it again. Good one! QuoteChicks in fatigues and combat boots going commando are keeeewwwwwllllllllll... Why thank you, thank you very much. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 January 28, 2005 QuoteChicks in fatigues and combat boots going commando are keeeewwwwwllllllllll... and the bonus is the buttons don't pull the nicely manicured lawn like the zipper on jeans does..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #15 January 28, 2005 Quoteand the bonus is the buttons don't pull the nicely manicured lawn like the zipper on jeans does..... Ooooooooooooh...ouch...I just got a not so wonderful feeling in my nether regions...ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 January 28, 2005 those ppl dont really exist...your perception is not reality. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 January 28, 2005 Quotethose ppl dont really exist...your perception is not reality. Thanks, I needed that. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #18 January 28, 2005 Quotemake me sick! You all know the people I'm talking about: The girl with the ultimate body, dream job, great car... Or the guy with the perfect abs, lots of money to blow, amazing house... I always imagine people like that getting a huge zit on the tip of their nose right before a photo shoot. Or I picture one of them tripping and falling flat in front of a new boss. Or having a huge booger hanging from their nose while being interviewed on live tv. I know, it's evil, but it's the only way I can restrain myself from pummeling these people!Um... maybe I am wrong but aren't you beautiful and little and in shape and super, super nice? Doesn't that make you sort of well... one of them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #19 January 28, 2005 yeah, you may think those people are "perfect"--but guess what, they still have relationship issues, bad haircuts, people that cheat em on, etc. Sometimes the people who appear to have everything on the outside are often the least content with their lives. Nobody's gonna go to the grave looking like a supermodel. Ok, maybe they will, but they ain't gonna last that long. I think a Tolkien quote is appropriate: all that is gold does not glitter ( or all that glitters is not gold) Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlygirl 0 #20 January 28, 2005 QuoteQuotemake me sick! You all know the people I'm talking about: The girl with the ultimate body, dream job, great car... Or the guy with the perfect abs, lots of money to blow, amazing house... I always imagine people like that getting a huge zit on the tip of their nose right before a photo shoot. Or I picture one of them tripping and falling flat in front of a new boss. Or having a huge booger hanging from their nose while being interviewed on live tv. I know, it's evil, but it's the only way I can restrain myself from pummeling these people!Um... maybe I am wrong but aren't you beautiful and little and in shape and super, super nice? Doesn't that make you sort of well... one of them? I was thinking the same thing. Only, you are very down-to-earth and don't of course think you are perfect... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites soulshine 0 #21 January 28, 2005 QuoteUm... maybe I am wrong but aren't you beautiful and little and in shape and super, super nice? Doesn't that make you sort of well... one of them? Interesting spin. It depends on how you look at it. If you are me then no I don't view myself as perfect (far from it!), perhaps someone else would say differently (although I don't think so). Maybe right now someone is wishing that I have a really smelly fart on a great first date. Who knows. I just know that deep down, no matter how confident you are, there is always going to be something that you're insecure about. Some people just have a way of bringing out that insecurity, either directly or indirectly. I experienced one of these people today...hence the post. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #22 January 28, 2005 QuoteYou all know the people I'm talking about: The girl with the ultimate body, dream job, great car... Or the guy with the perfect abs, lots of money to blow, amazing house... I'm really glad I don't describe perfect they way you do. I'm way more jealous of the kind, understanding, loving/loved types. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #23 January 28, 2005 Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt were supposedly perfect people with a perfect marriage and look at them now. It's all smoke and mirrors, you only see what they want you to see.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites QuickDraw 0 #24 January 28, 2005 QuoteIt's all smoke and mirrors, you only see what they want you to see. Doesn't society make us all like that ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tonto 1 #25 January 28, 2005 Quotepummeling these people! Dude. You can't pummel us. We're perfect and you'd lose. Badly. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
soulshine 0 #21 January 28, 2005 QuoteUm... maybe I am wrong but aren't you beautiful and little and in shape and super, super nice? Doesn't that make you sort of well... one of them? Interesting spin. It depends on how you look at it. If you are me then no I don't view myself as perfect (far from it!), perhaps someone else would say differently (although I don't think so). Maybe right now someone is wishing that I have a really smelly fart on a great first date. Who knows. I just know that deep down, no matter how confident you are, there is always going to be something that you're insecure about. Some people just have a way of bringing out that insecurity, either directly or indirectly. I experienced one of these people today...hence the post. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #22 January 28, 2005 QuoteYou all know the people I'm talking about: The girl with the ultimate body, dream job, great car... Or the guy with the perfect abs, lots of money to blow, amazing house... I'm really glad I don't describe perfect they way you do. I'm way more jealous of the kind, understanding, loving/loved types. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #23 January 28, 2005 Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt were supposedly perfect people with a perfect marriage and look at them now. It's all smoke and mirrors, you only see what they want you to see.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #24 January 28, 2005 QuoteIt's all smoke and mirrors, you only see what they want you to see. Doesn't society make us all like that ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #25 January 28, 2005 Quotepummeling these people! Dude. You can't pummel us. We're perfect and you'd lose. Badly. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
