hating your job

[bodypilot90 0]

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and Purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at
Johnson and Johnson.

"HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS

[freeflir29 0]

Damn.........I just quit. Maybe I should have tried that.

[bodypilot90 0]

LOL no matter how bad it is it can always get worse

[freeflir29 0]

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no matter how bad it is it can always get worse

I prefer to think that it can ALWAYS be better. Cause....even if I have a job where I get paid to get blow jobs from HOT swedish models all day......there's SOMEONE out there that will pay me more to do it.

[Frenchy68 0]

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"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Check out for the letters "fr" engraved in the bottom. I usually mark mine before I recycle them...

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[bodypilot90 0]

"personally tested" by frenchy LOL got a big one for My pal Kofi?

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"personally tested" by frenchy LOL got a big one for My pal Kofi?

Can't the 2 of you guys share?

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[Muenkel 0]

That was excellent. I just emailed to all the people I know who have shit jobs.

Chris

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[bozo 0]

I prefer to think that it can ALWAYS be better. Cause....even if I have a job where I get paid to get blow jobs from HOT swedish models all day......there's SOMEONE out there that will pay me more to do it.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

So...it was "just a bad day", right? Think of the alternative of not having a job at all..and having many more "bad days"..could always be worse.
However, if you really dislike your job and it isn't a good fit..look for something that would make you feel challenged and accomplished most every day.

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[freeflir29 0]

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to give the blow jobs ?

Read CAREFULLY and keep up with the class!

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I get paid to get blow jobs from HOT swedish models

[antifnsocial 0]

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"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".

Check out for the letters "fr" engraved in the bottom. I usually mark mine before I recycle them...

Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

[bozo 0]

Read CAREFULLY and keep up with the class!



naaaaa you go back and read it....pretty funny actually.... :o)

bozo

bozo
Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars.

[bodypilot90 0]

LOL you tell 'em jimbo

[bodypilot90 0]

I love my job. Good jobs are ez to find here in Florida. All you have to do is be willing and able to work

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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I love my job. Good jobs are ez to find here in Florida. All you have to do is be willing and able to work

LIAR!!!! Good jobs ARE NOT easy to find here took me 9 months!

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[freeflir29 0]

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took me 9 months!

I read somewhere once that on average it takes about 30 days for every $10K of income you expect to recieve. So.......Hopefully you are making at least 90K.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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took me 9 months!

I read somewhere once that on average it takes about 30 days for every $10K of income you expect to recieve. So.......Hopefully you are making at least 90K.

...shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

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[bodypilot90 0]

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LIAR!!!! Good jobs ARE NOT easy to find hereUnsure took me 9 months!

know how to roof or drywall? you can start tomorrow.

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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LIAR!!!! Good jobs ARE NOT easy to find hereUnsure took me 9 months!

know how to roof or drywall? you can start tomorrow.

oh...you're capitalizing on hurricane victims..okay in biotech sales is hasnt been that easy

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[Frenchy68 0]

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okay in biotech sales is hasnt been that easy

Bodypilot, quick, call the UN. She's selling WMDs!

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[bodypilot90 0]

no I am a "victim" I'll even train you for free. My shingles will be here in a couple weeks. During your "training" you will be distracted by opening canopies
After your training we'll go skydive and then you can get a job.

[jumpergirl 0]

LMAO!!!! I'm emailing that to everyone I know!!! My dad is going to love it!

[bodypilot90 0]

Glad to have made you smile

[jumpergirl 0]

Always!