Brigitte36 0 #1 January 31, 2005 I found a scorpion! My boss said it was Striped Bark Scorpion. What's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your bed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doddy 0 #2 January 31, 2005 MY HUSBAND!!!! A man who views the world at 50, the same as he did when he was 20, has wasted 30 yrs of his life. "Muhammad Ali" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 January 31, 2005 QuoteWhat's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your bed? Ha...HAHAHA... I was in college for a bit over 5 years and well...haha...ok.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #4 January 31, 2005 QuoteWhat's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your bed? A race horse's head. No, not really. But my god, that's a mean looking scorpion. Did that make you jump up and scream a little? Yikes. I grew up in Texas, but I never had one of those in the sheets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #5 January 31, 2005 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Now I'll never fall to sleep tonight. How big is that thing??? Did you keep it? Oh, and the weirdest thing I have found in my bed .........my rig Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #6 January 31, 2005 QuoteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! Now I'll never fall to sleep tonight. How big is that thing??? Did you keep it?Only a couple of inches. I blew the photo up a bit. My boss said it came for warmth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #7 January 31, 2005 a 140 lb rottweiler laying on top of me. (thinks hes a lap dog) and I weigh 120 lbsif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sum1mom 0 #8 January 31, 2005 ......or your new little buddy heard you were looking for a small pet. Was he under the covers??? Did he CRAWL on you?? eeeeewww....heeebeee cheeebeees... Welcome to Texas!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #9 January 31, 2005 *squirms* I'll be sure to check every inch of my bed before I go to sleep tonight, then wrap myself like a mummy in my blankets! Thanks for that! hehe~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #10 January 31, 2005 Quote......or your new little buddy heard you were looking for a small pet. Was he under the covers??? Did he CRAWL on you?? eeeeewww....heeebeee cheeebeees... Welcome to Texas!! He wasn't on my list of possible pets. I took it to work and we released it in a scrub area. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #11 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuote......or your new little buddy heard you were looking for a small pet. Was he under the covers??? Did he CRAWL on you?? eeeeewww....heeebeee cheeebeees... Welcome to Texas!! He wasn't on my list of possible pets. I took it to work and we released it in a scrub area. Sounds like you were much calmer than I would have been. I would have screamed my head off (especially finding it in my bed of all places! eww!) then smashed the crap out of it. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #12 January 31, 2005 I didn't make my bed Friday and the sheets were disheveled. It was just laying in a fold and I saw the tale and thought it was an ant. I did completely strip the bed and have been making it with the sheets tucked in around into the sides since. I wouldn't smash the little devil though, he didn't ask to be a scorpion now did he? Besides, I've had stranger things in my bed before than him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crewkeith 0 #13 January 31, 2005 hmmmm. you should move to colorado. there are no freaky little bugs trying to kill you here. i even got a room for rent. and ill personaly check your bed for you every night. .The skies are no longer safe I'm back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #14 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhat's the weirdest thing you've ever found in your bed? Ha...HAHAHA... I was in college for a bit over 5 years and well...haha...ok.Wait... you can't get away with starting that and just stopping... WHAT????!!!! And also, JohnMitchell, wth is up with the race horse head? An explanation please for us all.... You're a couple of TEASES!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #15 January 31, 2005 QuoteI didn't make my bed Friday and the sheets were disheveled. It was just laying in a fold and I saw the tale and thought it was an ant. I did completely strip the bed and have been making it with the sheets tucked in around into the sides since. I wouldn't smash the little devil though, he didn't ask to be a scorpion now did he? Besides, I've had stranger things in my bed before than him. Well, I bet you would have killed him if that little fucker had bit you! And they do not just stop with one! They do it as many times as they like. I have found them in my bed before-at my parents house-and I have been bitten a number of times too. It hurts! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #16 January 31, 2005 Quote Besides, I've had stranger things in my bed before than him. Video? sorry, very drunk. "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 January 31, 2005 When I clicked on this thread I fully intended on seeing a pic of Frenchy68 instead of a scorpion. I'll take the scorpion instead! Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #18 January 31, 2005 Quotewth is up with the race horse head? You've never seen The Godfather? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brigitte36 0 #19 January 31, 2005 QuoteWhen I clicked on this thread I fully intended on seeing a pic of Frenchy68 instead of a scorpion. I'll take the scorpion instead! Frenchy68 in my bed? Why would Frenchy68 be in my bed? Have you found a Frenchy68 in your bed? Do you have 'found a Frenchy68 in your bed' trauma? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #20 January 31, 2005 Quote'found a Frenchy68 in your bed' trauma? No, but there is an online support for that kind of trauma: www.whatthefuckhaveidone.com Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antifnsocial 0 #21 January 31, 2005 QuoteQuote'found a Frenchy68 in your bed' trauma? No, but there is an online support for that kind of trauma: www.whatthefuckhaveidone.com Just the very thought gives me trauma. Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #22 January 31, 2005 Pm's from Frenchy will be sent out in 5....4...3...2....1... > Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #23 January 31, 2005 Back in 1996, I awoke at about 2:00 a.m. to something scratching my face. I reached up and was shocked to find something on it and brushed it away. I turned on the lights to find a potato bug. I'd never been bothered by bugs before. However, a 22 year cumulative attack of the willies set in. I proceeded to get a cardboard box and take it out to the front porch, where I emptied a can of raid on it. I reckoned stepping on it would just piss it off. I went back to my room, found two more and found out I'd used up all the raid. Down the toilet with them. I showered, got dressed, and drove to the supermarket to get fumigant. I was going to set off two cans in my prison cell sized room. It was closed, so I stayed up all morning. OIf course, had the supermarket been open, I would have probably killed my two housemates. That would have been bad. Also, I have been profoundly phobic of bugs ever since. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lightningbugirl 0 #24 January 31, 2005 That is the ugliest bug I have ever seen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #25 January 31, 2005 eek! I really didn't need to see that picture. I hate bugs!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
