kansasskydiver 0 #1 February 1, 2005 A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The woman said "That M.F. had $500 in quarters!"<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 February 1, 2005 LOVE IT!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #3 February 1, 2005 Quote LOVE IT! So much that you needed to quote the whole thing right below it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #4 February 1, 2005 an hour and a half....man so what it took him 1 hour and 29 mins to get his pants down and then back up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #5 February 1, 2005 huh?<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #6 February 1, 2005 just a pun on how quick it takes a guy to orgasim is all.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #7 February 1, 2005 Ah my bad. I thought maybe you didn't get it.<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #8 February 1, 2005 you know blonds may not get a lot of things but sex jokes we do.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #9 February 1, 2005 lol that's not what i meant lol<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 February 1, 2005 Ha ha. It's not how you play the game... it's how you pay the game. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
