justinb138 0 #1 February 4, 2005 Story here http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=3&u=/nm/20050203/od_nm/odd_sherry_dc Quote HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday. Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle. "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles." Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper. "I heard of this kind of thing in mortuary school in 1970, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone actually doing it," said Turner, who led the lengthy investigation in the case. The woman admitted administering the enema, but denied causing her husband's death, the Chronicle said. A dispatcher for the Lake Jackson police said only Turner could discuss the case, but he did not return phone calls from Reuters. Along with negligent homicide, Mrs. Warner was indicted for burning her husband's will a month before his death. Both charges carry maximum penalties of two years in prison. Mrs. Warner surrendered to police on Monday and was released on $30,000 bail, the newspaper said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 4, 2005 Now that's hard core.........gotta have the booze.......one end or the other! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #3 February 4, 2005 Man... that's crazy, and alcohol is the legal drug. You would never see a stoner takin' it up the ass like that. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 4, 2005 Yeah, I was reading about that earlier today on Fark...talk about fucked up! At some point I wonder if the guy realized he was a complete alcoholic? I mean, before he died.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 February 4, 2005 QuoteYou would never see a stoner takin' it up the ass like that. Wait.........I have however seen a chick that could "smoke" a cigarette with interesting orifices. Does that work with weed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 February 4, 2005 I don't think you'd want to put anything in there, afterwards...what if it had the munchies?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #7 February 4, 2005 After reading it, my first thought was : "At what point did that option seem like a good idea?". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 February 4, 2005 QuoteI don't think you'd want to put anything in there, afterwards...what if it had the munchies?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks, that just made my day Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
