turtlespeed 226 #26 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteAsk anything that could possibly pop up in your mind - The sexier, the better. It becomes VERY entertaining. What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow... African? (dude, I was so happy lurking while charting... wth... I need to stop getting sucked in...) What's wrong with getting sucked in - well, as long as you aren't like Slappie I mean. That boy just ain't right. He still thinks that his company gives him French Benifits.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #27 February 4, 2005 What? We don't get French benefits? And FedEx isn't too pricey? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #28 February 4, 2005 How come....... you can't title a thread with a full sentence?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 February 4, 2005 FEDEXActly! Now go make me a SAMMICH dammit - I'm hungry!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #30 February 4, 2005 You are just asking for me to drag your green fat ass over the coals on the Bonfire aren't you? I can feel a text thrashing coming on.... edit: fixed my use of the word "your" skymama digs trashin me on my grammar and spelling.. can't have that this afternoon, I'm in too good a mood. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #31 February 4, 2005 Mutton, Lettuce and Tomato ok? The tomatoes'll be nice and perky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #32 February 4, 2005 QuoteHow come....... you can't title a thread with a full sentence?? Because it lures the - um - s m a r t e r - dot-commers in. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #33 February 4, 2005 QuoteBecause it lures the - um - s m a r t e r - dot-commers in. <--- shakes her head. Forever now disappointed with her gulibility...... (but now aware of the evil tricks that the turtle does play, and thus wiser for her pain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #34 February 4, 2005 QuoteYou are just asking for me to drag you're green fat ass over the coals on the Bonfire aren't you? I can feel a text thrashing coming on.... See Slappie - this is what we are talking about - You need to be more in touch with your fluffiness. Medetation and self inflection while watching Lifetime is needed in this instance. Please, everyone - don't give up on him - he'll be just as fluffy as BOB in just a few short weeks. What say we all try to help him. SLA-PPIE SLA-PPIE SLA-PPIEI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 February 4, 2005 What is "self inflection"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #36 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteBecause it lures the - um - s m a r t e r - dot-commers in. <--- shakes her head. Forever now disappointed with her gulibility...... (but now aware of the evil tricks that the turtle does play, and thus wiser for her pain) Ohhh HA Give it up, you're an addict now and you can never turn DZ.com off again. Tis a sad but wonderous day when one realises their addictions. Alas another has tasted the crack that is dz.com... "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #37 February 4, 2005 So far all I've learned from this thread is that Kelel01 and Slappie are fluffers. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 February 4, 2005 That's right, baby. Now if only I got paid for it . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #39 February 4, 2005 QuoteThat's right, baby. Now if only I got paid for it . . . It also seems like Slappie is Turtles sub. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #40 February 4, 2005 QuoteSo far all I've learned from this thread is that Kelel01 and Slappie are fluffers. BULLSHIT! I hate fluff it clogs up the wind pipes makes it hard to breath and man does it just have a rank odor. Now GFD if you need a tagteam of fluffers in the porno sense, I think me and Kel could probably suffer through a couple hour session. That is if you think you could handle it... *doing tounge flexing exersises.* LA LA LA LA LA "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #41 February 4, 2005 QuoteThat's right, baby. Now if only I got paid for it . . . For fluffing? Hmmm - What are your rates?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #42 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteThat's right, baby. Now if only I got paid for it . . . For fluffing? Hmmm - What are your rates? Back off Turtle! She's mine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #43 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteThat's right, baby. Now if only I got paid for it . . . For fluffing? Hmmm - What are your rates? Back off Turtle! She's mine! I'll share.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #44 February 4, 2005 QuoteIt also seems like Slappie is Turtles sub. GFD here comes a lesson of online chating in the S&M world. Doms online always capatilise their nicknames. ie: Slappie = a Dom turtlespeed = a sub Now wench, get on your knees and scrub my kitchen floor while I beat your nekkid ass with the back of my hand!! *SMACK* You missed a spot!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #45 February 4, 2005 QuotePost Whore all day and not work? Tell Uncle Turtle about it. Uncle Turtle is a perv!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuotePost Whore all day and not work? Tell Uncle Turtle about it. Uncle Turtle is a perv!! Here kitty kitty kitty Heeeeeere Kitty. Nice Kitty - - - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #47 February 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt also seems like Slappie is Turtles sub. GFD here comes a lesson of online chating in the S&M world. Doms online always capatilise their nicknames. ie: Slappie = a Dom turtlespeed = a sub Now wench, get on your knees and scrub my kitchen floor while I beat your nekkid ass with the back of my hand!! *SMACK* You missed a spot!! Um...Slappie, sweetie, my name is capitalized too. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #48 February 4, 2005 Oh ya.. umm let's find us some sub and have some fun! I have some road tar on my truck that needs to be LICKED OFF! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #49 February 4, 2005 Quote Um...Slappie, sweetie, my name is capitalized too. OOOOooooh! You even have GFD doing fluff - So what now - is she the "Princess of Fluff"? I mean - she didn't even use the word "Fucker" WTH?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #50 February 4, 2005 You're just jealous. Get over yourself and move on turtle... you are a has been, the world is changing and the new world order doesn't LIKE FLUFF! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
