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This is a blatant waste of bandwidth and this thread should be locked. :|



Did someone pull your leash and say "Here, Slappie, Here, Boy, Speak"?

I didn't think so.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This is a blatant waste of bandwidth and this thread should be locked. :|



Did someone pull your leash and say "Here, Slappie, Here, Boy, Speak"?

I didn't think so.:|



I didn't know I needed permission to speak. I was just pointing out the obvious. Forgive me for trying to help out Bonfire be reducing the FLUFF in this place. :o



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I think we need less fluff from certain people, and perhaps more from others. I think you would fall into the "others" category. :D



Yes, thank you Kel... you're one awesome chic with a great big smart brain! You know quality posting when you see it!! B|



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I think we need less fluff from certain people, and perhaps more from others. I think you would fall into the "others" category. :D



Yes, thank you Kel... you're one awesome chic with a great big smart brain! You know quality posting when you see it!! B|



Well, I just don't feel you are being sensitive enough to my needs as a DZ.Commer.

Perhaps you should go watch Lifetime some more and develop your sense of fluff.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You know what? Political correctness has gotten way out of hand. Now we have to be sensitive to you, a turtle, as well? It might not be "pc", but I say fuck the green and purple people. Unless the purple people happen to be suffocating, in which case we should help them.

A big smile (AKA something that costs me nothing) to the first person who can name the comedian who did that bit (minus the turtle part). ;)

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Did someone pull your leash and say "Here, Slappie, Here, Boy, Speak"?



...but doesn't Slappie follow you around and post to all your threads? Now, you want him to suddenly stop? Silly Turtle! :P



OMG IT'S THE FLUFF QUEEN!! :):)

And wtf is this shit I follow turtle around and post on all his threads? I think that's a two way street missy! he pops his little green head into all my threads and smarts off something incohernant and irellavent. :ph34r:

Keep up the good work turtle, we'll have Bonfire in tears and quivering at our feet in about 12 or 13 more posts. >:(



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Did someone pull your leash and say "Here, Slappie, Here, Boy, Speak"?



...but doesn't Slappie follow you around and post to all your threads? Now, you want him to suddenly stop? Silly Turtle! :P



Shadows and stalkers get tiresome.[:/] See if he were to be more sensitive to my needs as a DZ.COmmer, and perhaps watch "Oxygen" more often - as well as lifetime - we maybe could work it out.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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OMG IT'S THE FLUFF QUEEN!! :):)



See, it's working. He just THOUGHT about watching Lifetime and he already starts doling out some of the most Fluffy compliments.

Congrats, BOB - you made it to Royalty.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Tell Uncle Turtle about it.:ph34r:



Uncle Turtle... It's lunchtime and I'm bored.... is there anything entertaining on the dz.com website? Maybe a chickflick movie or some sammwiches?



Well, Doctor Bordson, as with anything - we have to get the fundamentals correct before proceeding.

It is pronounced SAMMICH - or - SAMMICHES.

So go make me one.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It is pronounced SAMMICH - or - SAMMICHES.

So go make me one.



I DO NOT COOK. (or even make Sammiches) :P



But you do learn. Nicely done on the proper pronunciation.

Lesson number 2

Ask anything that could possibly pop up in your mind -
The sexier, the better. It becomes VERY entertaining.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Ask anything that could possibly pop up in your mind -
The sexier, the better. It becomes VERY entertaining.



What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow... African?

(dude, I was so happy lurking while charting... wth... I need to stop getting sucked in...)

Hey... I just realized - I included skydiving ("airspeed"), sex ("swallow") and travel in that quesiton... It's all in there. the answer MUST be 42!

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