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So...why do all you British blokes dress up like women at some point in your lives? Is it a right of passage or something? That and the bad teeth, right?


:P

Of course, I'm kidding!

Many of my good friends are British...lovely people. :)



I'm in the British army, so its a some point every month. I have pictures to prove...

The bad teeth one hurt though. Right through to my dentures.:D
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In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

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Ahhh.... "army"... that explains a lot. :P

(Need to learn to "Aim High"er)



Huh?



United States Air Force motto was "Aim High" (but now changed to "Cross to the Blue")... just kidding on the Army/Air Force thing... Maybe the British services play nicer with each other.....

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LMAO at the thought of you dressing up like a lady.

:$:$:$ (Sorry to hit a sore spot with the other joke! :$)

So, do you ever come out to Southern California to jump, like many of the other Brits often do around this time of year? :)



Its ok, I was joking about being hurt, the truth is, jokes like that only hurt if they are true, and that one isn't, although I understand how the British have developed a reputation for that...;)

I was in California last year, working near Ridgecrest (China lake naval base). I was jumping in California city, with Bob Celaya. Big fun!

I am hoping to emigrate to California at some point.

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United States Air Force motto was "Aim High" (but now changed to "Cross to the Blue")... just kidding on the Army/Air Force thing... Maybe the British services play nicer with each other.....



Oh we rib each other mercilessly, I just didn't know the USAF motto, so I missed the joke... doh.
Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

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Its ok, I was joking about being hurt, the truth is, jokes like that only hurt if they are true, and that one isn't



HA!!!! I thought so. I just didn't want to be wrong about it...I would have seemed like a jerk! :ph34r:

I've heard of CalCity, but I've yet to jump there. I've jumped mostly at Perris or Elsinore. You should move here. You'll love living in Southern California. Well, today it's raining, but you would love it here on MOST weekends! Besides, even when there is bad weather, we have this little bad weather fix called a wind tunnel...

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Mmmmmmm....high heels.....


I'm sorry, did you say something?


What everyone else heard....
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...why is it in every scary movie the person always opens that door, goes up those stairs and why do chicks try to run in high heels? Take the damn things off, will ya?


What JP heard....
Blah,blah,blah,blah....high heels...blah, blah, blah.:D
"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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Umm... yeah. We were also talking about men in high heels.....



Whaaa? I was 9, gimme a break....;)



So you're saying that you want me to call you a "boy"?



erm... is there an answer I can give that wont be misconstrued?

Actually, I prefer good boy....;)
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Many of my good friends are British...lovely people.




Huh? Have you MET Gareth?:D



No.



Then you are forever unlucky until that blessed moment.

You'll recognize JP by the fact that he looks like two separate gorillas tied loosely together, with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

I'm alway nice to him, don't ask me why though. Probably the noblesse oblige of the English to those less fortunate than ourselves.

P.S I am actually an American citizen.

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Huh? Have you MET Gareth?:D



No.



Then you are forever unlucky until that blessed moment.



I look forward to it, then! :ph34r:

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You'll recognize JP by the fact that he looks like two separate gorillas tied loosely together, with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.



What??? No, he doesn't! :ph34r: JP looks great.

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