Shotgun 1 #1 February 8, 2005 So how many of you have ever walked up behind someone, thinking it is a friend of your's, grabbed their ass... only to discover it is a complete stranger when they turn around? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #2 February 8, 2005 I'm a grabber get over it even if you dont' know me. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 February 8, 2005 Something tells me Women may get a little more leeway than Men in this situation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeepThought 0 #4 February 8, 2005 I have had my ass grabed by somone thinking I was somone else. I found it very funny, she was well embarassed. -------------------------------------------------- You only have one life, make the most of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #5 February 8, 2005 Even worse, I kissed one on the back of the neck. Oops. Thankfully, she got a laugh out of it."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slurp56 0 #6 February 8, 2005 Hell, I do it all the time. The "I'm sorry, I thought it was someone else" line is a perfect excuse. Just got to remember not to grab the same random ass twice ________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #7 February 8, 2005 I was at a bar in Lower Greenville here in Dallas totally drunk just hanging out listening to the band. When this girl walked by and for some unknown reason I slapped her ass. It was just as big a surprise to me as it was to her. I thought for certain I was going to end up in a fight with he boyfriend. Turned out she was single. Bought her a drink and all was good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #8 February 8, 2005 The closest I got to that situation was while shopping with my wife... We were both looking at clothes, and I headed back towards her; she had something in her hands and it looked soft, so I felt her materia saying "thats nice", only to look up and see it wasnt Karen! lol She was looking at me 5 feet away with a confused and amused look in her eyes!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #9 February 8, 2005 I've been grabbed that way. I laughed. But, I snuck up on a co-worker/ half asleep (night shift) and tickled her once. she said "that was funny" as grabbed my Weasle!(not my cajones) and laughed saying feel free to do that again. (I never tickled her again )_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #10 February 8, 2005 MEEEE!!!! 2 years ago at Rantoul, i swear i saw my friend Jeff in the loading area for the C130. I went up and squeezed it good, and when the guy turned around i was mortified to see it was a stranger. Hehe, his friend laughed and asked me to squeeze his rump too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slurp56 0 #11 February 8, 2005 Quotehis friend laughed and asked me to squeeze his rump too. Did you? ________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #12 February 8, 2005 QuoteSomething tells me Women may get a little more leeway than Men in this situation. That's sort of what I was thinking... I accidentally did this the other night, and luckily he thought it was quite funny... (And if he happens to be reading this, I apologize again! Though I think he enjoyed it....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #13 February 8, 2005 Yea, In today’s overly litigious society I want Signed permission waivers for each cheek in triplicate and 2 forms photo ID for personal verification before I place my hands on any Ass. Of course if it happened to me, Well I would just turn the other Cheek!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #14 February 8, 2005 I had a feeling that other skydivers would be pretty likely to have had the same experience (being the ass-grabbers that we tend to be).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2005 I only bum-grab while dirt diving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #16 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #17 February 8, 2005 QuoteSo how many of you have ever walked up behind someone, thinking it is a friend of your's, grabbed their ass... only to discover it is a complete stranger when they turn around? While drunk I did this to a complete stranger at a party thinking it was my wife. I actually stood there rubbing her ass and she didnt complain. She didnt even look at me and just assumed I was her husband. When I realized she wasnt my wife I actually jumped away from her and then she looked at me and turned bright red. HER husband (standing on the other side of her) then realized what happened and took a swing at me Fortunately he was even drunker than I was and I was able to easily restrain him. My REAL wife was pissed at me for a week, the guy was pissed at me forever, and when he and his wife split up a few months later she called me up and invited me out for a drink __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... What does that mean? Well, okay, I grab my boyfriend everywhere, all the time, but that's not what we are talking about and TMI! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #19 February 8, 2005 I haven't..but this does bring up something funny to me. My MOM. Yeah..that woman seriously has issues. I take her out, only to end up being HER designated driver...yeah yeah...anyways. Point being she has this bad habbit when she gets drunk of grabbing ass. For instance, a guy (total stranger) will walk by us, she'll grab his ass..he'll look..and she'll point at me all innocently. The guy then will look at me like "Well, hello there..." GRRRR It's so annoying!!!!! I will just look at her usually and say "no you didn't do it again did you, mom?" And she gets this drunken giggle and like a little kid goes "hehehe yes" Sheesh, women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #20 February 8, 2005 Once I was at a dz party with fellow Muffs and they told me that I was too drunk and that I should go to bed. It is pretty easy to fill in the blanks on that story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GARYC24 3 #21 February 8, 2005 I always say " Thank You" afterwards, instead of "I'm sorry" Just like the commercial..where women thinks other one is pregnet, but she's not! haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #22 February 8, 2005 QuoteI always say " Thank You" afterwards, instead of "I'm sorry" Just like the commercial..where women thinks other one is pregnet, but she's not! haha That's funny... That's what Rich always says to me when I ask him a question that he doesn't want to answer... "Umm, thank you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #23 February 8, 2005 I've done it...more than once. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 February 8, 2005 I can only hope for the day when some girl will grab my ass... Ok, it's happened, but everytime is good right?Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bouda 0 #25 February 8, 2005 Hey it won't be so bad if someone did that just as long as the person that you grabbed didn't turn around and say hey can i buy you a drink Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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Remster 30 #8 February 8, 2005 The closest I got to that situation was while shopping with my wife... We were both looking at clothes, and I headed back towards her; she had something in her hands and it looked soft, so I felt her materia saying "thats nice", only to look up and see it wasnt Karen! lol She was looking at me 5 feet away with a confused and amused look in her eyes!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 February 8, 2005 I've been grabbed that way. I laughed. But, I snuck up on a co-worker/ half asleep (night shift) and tickled her once. she said "that was funny" as grabbed my Weasle!(not my cajones) and laughed saying feel free to do that again. (I never tickled her again )_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 February 8, 2005 MEEEE!!!! 2 years ago at Rantoul, i swear i saw my friend Jeff in the loading area for the C130. I went up and squeezed it good, and when the guy turned around i was mortified to see it was a stranger. Hehe, his friend laughed and asked me to squeeze his rump too. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slurp56 0 #11 February 8, 2005 Quotehis friend laughed and asked me to squeeze his rump too. Did you? ________________________________________ I have proof-read this post 500 times, but I guarantee you'll still manage to find a flaw. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #12 February 8, 2005 QuoteSomething tells me Women may get a little more leeway than Men in this situation. That's sort of what I was thinking... I accidentally did this the other night, and luckily he thought it was quite funny... (And if he happens to be reading this, I apologize again! Though I think he enjoyed it....) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 February 8, 2005 Yea, In today’s overly litigious society I want Signed permission waivers for each cheek in triplicate and 2 forms photo ID for personal verification before I place my hands on any Ass. Of course if it happened to me, Well I would just turn the other Cheek!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 February 8, 2005 I had a feeling that other skydivers would be pretty likely to have had the same experience (being the ass-grabbers that we tend to be).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #15 February 8, 2005 I only bum-grab while dirt diving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #16 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChrisL 2 #17 February 8, 2005 QuoteSo how many of you have ever walked up behind someone, thinking it is a friend of your's, grabbed their ass... only to discover it is a complete stranger when they turn around? While drunk I did this to a complete stranger at a party thinking it was my wife. I actually stood there rubbing her ass and she didnt complain. She didnt even look at me and just assumed I was her husband. When I realized she wasnt my wife I actually jumped away from her and then she looked at me and turned bright red. HER husband (standing on the other side of her) then realized what happened and took a swing at me Fortunately he was even drunker than I was and I was able to easily restrain him. My REAL wife was pissed at me for a week, the guy was pissed at me forever, and when he and his wife split up a few months later she called me up and invited me out for a drink __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... What does that mean? Well, okay, I grab my boyfriend everywhere, all the time, but that's not what we are talking about and TMI! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #17 February 8, 2005 QuoteSo how many of you have ever walked up behind someone, thinking it is a friend of your's, grabbed their ass... only to discover it is a complete stranger when they turn around? While drunk I did this to a complete stranger at a party thinking it was my wife. I actually stood there rubbing her ass and she didnt complain. She didnt even look at me and just assumed I was her husband. When I realized she wasnt my wife I actually jumped away from her and then she looked at me and turned bright red. HER husband (standing on the other side of her) then realized what happened and took a swing at me Fortunately he was even drunker than I was and I was able to easily restrain him. My REAL wife was pissed at me for a week, the guy was pissed at me forever, and when he and his wife split up a few months later she called me up and invited me out for a drink __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #18 February 8, 2005 QuoteI only bum-grab while dirt diving. Sure, Rosa... whatever you say.... What does that mean? Well, okay, I grab my boyfriend everywhere, all the time, but that's not what we are talking about and TMI! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #19 February 8, 2005 I haven't..but this does bring up something funny to me. My MOM. Yeah..that woman seriously has issues. I take her out, only to end up being HER designated driver...yeah yeah...anyways. Point being she has this bad habbit when she gets drunk of grabbing ass. For instance, a guy (total stranger) will walk by us, she'll grab his ass..he'll look..and she'll point at me all innocently. The guy then will look at me like "Well, hello there..." GRRRR It's so annoying!!!!! I will just look at her usually and say "no you didn't do it again did you, mom?" And she gets this drunken giggle and like a little kid goes "hehehe yes" Sheesh, women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 February 8, 2005 Once I was at a dz party with fellow Muffs and they told me that I was too drunk and that I should go to bed. It is pretty easy to fill in the blanks on that story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #21 February 8, 2005 I always say " Thank You" afterwards, instead of "I'm sorry" Just like the commercial..where women thinks other one is pregnet, but she's not! haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 February 8, 2005 QuoteI always say " Thank You" afterwards, instead of "I'm sorry" Just like the commercial..where women thinks other one is pregnet, but she's not! haha That's funny... That's what Rich always says to me when I ask him a question that he doesn't want to answer... "Umm, thank you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 February 8, 2005 I've done it...more than once. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 February 8, 2005 I can only hope for the day when some girl will grab my ass... Ok, it's happened, but everytime is good right?Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #25 February 8, 2005 Hey it won't be so bad if someone did that just as long as the person that you grabbed didn't turn around and say hey can i buy you a drink Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
