Space Shuttle jumps 9-18 04

[fasterfaller 0]

I am hosting the first ever Space Shuttle Boogie next weekend . Jumps will be from 80,000' . It will be an inverted exit . Planning head down and formation loads . Three shuttles will carry jumpers to jump run in less than 5 minutes . We are planning a 500 way as there will be enough altitude to build it for sure . Also will have the longest winsuit flight contest and expect it will take about 120 -175 miles to win this one based on some of my previous shuttle wingsuit jumps . Jumps will only cost $575,000 each with a boogie special price for a book of ten tickets going for $500,000 each (your best value ) . Just send me a P.M. if you want to attend .

[AggieDave 6]

Dude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[kelel01 1]

Will you take a check?

[Brains 2]

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Dude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not.

Yeah, it would just be old ASShat to him.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[fasterfaller 0]

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Will you take a check?

SUre , a check would be fine .

[fasterfaller 0]

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Dude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not.

I already have over 200 shuttle jumps and just thought I should share .

[tspillers 0]

How about I send you a cashiers check for $1,000,000,000 and you send me the refund?

I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.

[fasterfaller 0]

Cool , I will send you my address

[fireflytx 0]

Are you doing any financing?

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[fasterfaller 0]

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Are you doing any financing?

Of course I will finance you . EZ terms $1000 a week for 575 weeks per jump unless you buy the value pack .

[Jib 0]

Are you going to pass the ramaki and the cheese puffs? What about complimentary in-flight beverages?

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
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[fasterfaller 0]

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Are you going to pass the ramaki and the cheese puffs? What about complimentary in-flight beverages?

Wont be enough time for inflight meals but there will be a hell of a party on the ground .

[fasterfaller 0]

Great news first confirmed jumper , Clinton Radloff and mother . P.S. momma says we all need to watch our fucking language when she gets there because Clinto is a good boy . She did say that if none of us used bad words we would all get cookies and milk .

[Jib 0]

Damnit! You'll need technical assistance from Spectre230! Fuckin' amateurs!! [Sorry, Mrs. Radloff]

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[fasterfaller 0]

Jeez I knew someone would ask this question . "Can we do naked jumps" I mean get a clue people we are going to the edge of space and no you can't jump naked , besides you would freeze your wee wee off and offend Clintons' mom as she is jumping tandem .

[fasterfaller 0]

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Damnit! You'll need technical assistance from Spectre230! Fuckin' amateurs!! [Sorry, Mrs. Radloff]

Of course he will be our advisor as he has been there and done that a few thousand mother fucking times . Sorry momma .

[fasterfaller 0]

Waaaaaaz Appppppp has decided to join in the fun . I should know if RGOPER will attend soon . We need to get at least ten more asshats to get this baby rolling .

[fasterfaller 0]

Jeez another dumb question , I will just post the answer and see if you can figure out the question . Answer; NO you CAN'T fuck SHEEP on the space shuttle jump but what you do in your own tent is up to you .

[fasterfaller 0]

You can kill a kitten but I really don't think there will be enough time for that .

[turtlespeed 226]

Who's orginizing - is this just a "camp" or are we going for a record?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[fasterfaller 0]

I forgot to mention the location will be just outside of Moscow as I will be working there for the next few weeks taking apart things that go boom . I will have my private fleet of retirement jets at jumpers disposal to get them to the boogie on time . I will be flying the shuttles there later today if anyone wants to go with me .

[kelel01 1]

I think the record would be "person who landed in fewest pieces (including ashes)." Only one person can claim it (most likely).

[fasterfaller 0]

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Who's orginizing - is this just a "camp" or are we going for a record?

The organizers are still in triple super top secret mode at this time and I will announce them later . There will be a record as I stated before of at least 750 , lets see them beat this one .

[wmw999 2,565]

Ummm -- excuse me, but as dz.com's official space shuttle programmer , I'll have to be invited so that I can help prepare the software load. It is a fly-by-wire vehicle, y'know

Ummm -- I expect to get a T-shirt out of this, too

Wendy

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[fasterfaller 0]

You can help SPECTRE230 set it up for the jump and yes you get a free t-shirt .