fasterfaller 0 #1 September 9, 2004 I am hosting the first ever Space Shuttle Boogie next weekend . Jumps will be from 80,000' . It will be an inverted exit . Planning head down and formation loads . Three shuttles will carry jumpers to jump run in less than 5 minutes . We are planning a 500 way as there will be enough altitude to build it for sure . Also will have the longest winsuit flight contest and expect it will take about 120 -175 miles to win this one based on some of my previous shuttle wingsuit jumps . Jumps will only cost $575,000 each with a boogie special price for a book of ten tickets going for $500,000 each (your best value ) . Just send me a P.M. if you want to attend . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 September 9, 2004 Dude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 September 9, 2004 Will you take a check? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 September 9, 2004 QuoteDude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not. Yeah, it would just be old ASShat to him. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #5 September 9, 2004 QuoteWill you take a check? SUre , a check would be fine . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #6 September 9, 2004 QuoteDude, I know just the person who would come to that boogie...but he's already done it before, so maybe not. I already have over 200 shuttle jumps and just thought I should share . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tspillers 0 #7 September 9, 2004 How about I send you a cashiers check for $1,000,000,000 and you send me the refund? I am not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #8 September 9, 2004 Cool , I will send you my address Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #9 September 9, 2004 Are you doing any financing?"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #10 September 9, 2004 QuoteAre you doing any financing?Of course I will finance you . EZ terms $1000 a week for 575 weeks per jump unless you buy the value pack . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #11 September 9, 2004 Are you going to pass the ramaki and the cheese puffs? What about complimentary in-flight beverages? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #12 September 9, 2004 QuoteAre you going to pass the ramaki and the cheese puffs? What about complimentary in-flight beverages?Wont be enough time for inflight meals but there will be a hell of a party on the ground . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #13 September 9, 2004 Great news first confirmed jumper , Clinton Radloff and mother . P.S. momma says we all need to watch our fucking language when she gets there because Clinto is a good boy . She did say that if none of us used bad words we would all get cookies and milk . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #14 September 9, 2004 Damnit! You'll need technical assistance from Spectre230! Fuckin' amateurs!! [Sorry, Mrs. Radloff] -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #15 September 9, 2004 Jeez I knew someone would ask this question . "Can we do naked jumps" I mean get a clue people we are going to the edge of space and no you can't jump naked , besides you would freeze your wee wee off and offend Clintons' mom as she is jumping tandem . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #16 September 9, 2004 QuoteDamnit! You'll need technical assistance from Spectre230! Fuckin' amateurs!! [Sorry, Mrs. Radloff]Of course he will be our advisor as he has been there and done that a few thousand mother fucking times . Sorry momma . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #17 September 9, 2004 Waaaaaaz Appppppp has decided to join in the fun . I should know if RGOPER will attend soon . We need to get at least ten more asshats to get this baby rolling . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #18 September 9, 2004 Jeez another dumb question , I will just post the answer and see if you can figure out the question . Answer; NO you CAN'T fuck SHEEP on the space shuttle jump but what you do in your own tent is up to you . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #19 September 9, 2004 You can kill a kitten but I really don't think there will be enough time for that . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 September 9, 2004 Who's orginizing - is this just a "camp" or are we going for a record?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #21 September 9, 2004 I forgot to mention the location will be just outside of Moscow as I will be working there for the next few weeks taking apart things that go boom . I will have my private fleet of retirement jets at jumpers disposal to get them to the boogie on time . I will be flying the shuttles there later today if anyone wants to go with me . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #22 September 9, 2004 I think the record would be "person who landed in fewest pieces (including ashes)." Only one person can claim it (most likely). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #23 September 9, 2004 QuoteWho's orginizing - is this just a "camp" or are we going for a record? The organizers are still in triple super top secret mode at this time and I will announce them later . There will be a record as I stated before of at least 750 , lets see them beat this one . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,565 #24 September 9, 2004 Ummm -- excuse me, but as dz.com's official space shuttle programmer , I'll have to be invited so that I can help prepare the software load. It is a fly-by-wire vehicle, y'know Ummm -- I expect to get a T-shirt out of this, too WendyThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #25 September 9, 2004 You can help SPECTRE230 set it up for the jump and yes you get a free t-shirt . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites