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fasterfaller

Space Shuttle jumps 9-18 04

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I am hosting the first ever Space Shuttle Boogie next weekend . Jumps will be from 80,000' . It will be an inverted exit . Planning head down and formation loads . Three shuttles will carry jumpers to jump run in less than 5 minutes . We are planning a 500 way as there will be enough altitude to build it for sure . Also will have the longest winsuit flight contest and expect it will take about 120 -175 miles to win this one based on some of my previous shuttle wingsuit jumps . Jumps will only cost $575,000 each with a boogie special price for a book of ten tickets going for $500,000 each (your best value ) . Just send me a P.M. if you want to attend .


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Are you going to pass the ramaki and the cheese puffs? What about complimentary in-flight beverages?

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
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Damnit! You'll need technical assistance from Spectre230! Fuckin' amateurs!! [Sorry, Mrs. Radloff]

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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I forgot to mention the location will be just outside of Moscow as I will be working there for the next few weeks taking apart things that go boom . I will have my private fleet of retirement jets at jumpers disposal to get them to the boogie on time . I will be flying the shuttles there later today if anyone wants to go with me .


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Ummm -- excuse me, but as dz.com's official space shuttle programmer B|, I'll have to be invited so that I can help prepare the software load. It is a fly-by-wire vehicle, y'know :D

Ummm -- I expect to get a T-shirt out of this, too :D

Wendy
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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