rabid lettuce

[Girlfalldown 0]

So I had this dream this morning that the lettuce in my fridge came alive and was plotting to kill us. It attacked me three times. It would get super pissed if you were washing it and decided to add spinach to it and it would try to bite you. Then the heads of romaine jumped out of the fridge and chased me out of the kitchen. It had sharp little teeth and scary eyes and it sounded like a little rabid dog or something. WTF?

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[freeflir29 0]

I think it's safe to say that you MAY have some "issues." I'm not a Psychiatrist though.

[sum1mom 0]

#1 Your dream is waaaay out there.

#2 You should never feed rabid lettuce spinach - it only makes it stronger (like Popeye) oy!!

[Slappie 9]

You are a sick person Shannon. Please seek some professional help as soon as you can.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[Beeron 0]

Ummm....can I try some of your "lettuce"?

B~

[davedlg 0]

Between that dream and your rabid underwear dream, I'd say you have some major issues with domestic items!

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Between that dream and your rabid underwear dream, I'd say you have some major issues with domestic items!

Yeah! It's like all the things I love are out to get me.

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[Slappie 9]

I'll eat ya I'm not rabid though.

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[turtlespeed 226]

Step AWAY from the Mate'

I prefer Rabid Bulls.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Step AWAY from the Mate'

I prefer Rabid Bulls.

Dude! I have been hitting the Maté all week long. You think it's got something to do with it?

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[turtlespeed 226]

My dreams slowed down when I was weening myself off it.

I still drink some now and again -

i need to start a regular diet of it - But it makes me hungry.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Rebecca 0]

Where are you getting Mate? Do you have the proper little cup and straw? I used to drink that in Argentina... better than coffee, that's for sure!

I haven't seen it around town though.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[turtlespeed 226]

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Where are you getting Mate? Do you have the proper little cup and straw? I used to drink that in Argentina... better than coffee, that's for sure!

I haven't seen it around town though.

SHHHH - don't tell her - have you ever seen this woman on Mate'?

Scary shit man!

-OR-

http://www.nativayerbamate.com/

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Girlfalldown 0]

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Where are you getting Mate? Do you have the proper little cup and straw? I used to drink that in Argentina... better than coffee, that's for sure!

I haven't seen it around town though.

I get it from Argentina. Luckily our company does 2 trips a year down there and if I don't go I bribe them all to bring me back bags of it since it's only like $1 a bag. If you try to buy it here it's like $10 for a bag half the size. I have several gourds and bombillas too. Here are a couple of mine.

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[Cornholio 0]

dude, whatever you are on....bring some to the dropzone tomorrow, k ??

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