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Sexy Food Jokes

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Alright, it's Wednesday....HUMP Day! Of course, thinking about the word "hump" just naturally makes me think of sex. >:(

Everybody submit your sex jokes that have something to do with food!

I'll start:


Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.

How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

Hold on.....You're gonna love it...






It's the one with the little sticker that says...


I - DA - HO

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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