jumperconway 0 #1 February 16, 2005 HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friend all day long, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but was quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him; he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. To my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. I couldn't take it anymore so I decided to confront him with the situation, but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY Played a horrible game of golf today! Shot a 90 - can't putt for shit. Got laid though!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #2 February 16, 2005 That is pretty funny.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #3 February 16, 2005 LMAO...you are so funny. Is that how guys really think? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #4 February 16, 2005 QuoteLMAO...you are so funny. Is that how guys really think? Pretty much. A woman can turn something that has nothing to do with her into something to do with her with that incessant "What's wrong?" business. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #5 February 16, 2005 QuoteLMAO...you are so funny. Is that how guys really think? It's probably safe to say that most guys do think like that. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #6 February 16, 2005 yes. unlike women, if we say the problem isn't you, it isn't you. if she had asked him how his golf game went, she would have known what was distracting him. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 February 16, 2005 Ain't that the truth! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 February 16, 2005 It's a language barrier. We speak different languages. I speak Guy fairly well - wouldn't call myself fluent yet, but close. It was harder to learn than German. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 16, 2005 QuoteIt's a language barrier. Women tend to believe that everything that is going on in a guys brain involves them. If he is happy, it is them. If he is unhappy/distant/worried, it must be them. That is not true. This story illustrates that. Women do tend to magnify and over-analyze stuff. Can guys define their day in 3 lines while a woman writes a chapter? Yes. Sex is important to guys. Important enough to be all 3 lines. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Rebecca 0 #10 February 16, 2005 And I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites OrangeJumper 0 #11 February 16, 2005 QuoteAnd I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! Wow, your skills amaze me! Where did you learn to speak the language? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #12 February 16, 2005 QuoteAnd I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! You forgot a few of the key phrases - but you are def. on the right track. one more example is: Girl : Oh Look it's half time at the superbowl! I get to see all the pretty costumes and the singing and entertainment. Guy : Oh look it's half time - I hope she wants sex.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Rebecca 0 #10 February 16, 2005 And I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #11 February 16, 2005 QuoteAnd I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! Wow, your skills amaze me! Where did you learn to speak the language? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 16, 2005 QuoteAnd I understand that, which is part of speaking the language. "It's nothing" = It's nothing, can we have sex now? "I'm just tired"= I'm really tired, but not too tired for sex. "No, those don't make your butt look big" = what a dumb question. Back that up here so we can have sex. It's actually easy once you get the key! You forgot a few of the key phrases - but you are def. on the right track. one more example is: Girl : Oh Look it's half time at the superbowl! I get to see all the pretty costumes and the singing and entertainment. Guy : Oh look it's half time - I hope she wants sex.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
