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Have you ever been on the phone while doing a sex act??

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I mean this in the context of the infamous Bill Clinton phone call to an unsuspecting senator while he was getting head from Monica. Of course, any other sex act applies, as long as the caller on the other end didn't know what was going on... And oh yeah, did your voice sound funny? [Evil]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I mean this in the context of the infamous Bill Clinton phone call to an unsuspecting senator while he was getting head from Monica. Of course, any other sex act applies, as long as the caller on the other end didn't know what was going on... And oh yeah, did your voice sound funny? [Evil]



Are all your sex lives so boring that you need to answer the phone during it? :D
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Okay, here's the real challenge...[Sly] set up the phone video-cam, so you're seated at a table that comes up to just below nipple height. Have someone give you head or something under the table while you carry on a phone conversation with a straight face and without the person on the other end suspecting any monkey business! [Evil]
Bet it can't be done! [Tongue]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I mean this in the context of the infamous Bill Clinton phone call to an unsuspecting senator while he was getting head from Monica. Of course, any other sex act applies, as long as the caller on the other end didn't know what was going on... And oh yeah, did your voice sound funny? [Evil]



Are all your sex lives so boring that you need to answer the phone during it? :D



Quite the opposite, I actually initiated the act after she was already on the call...
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My ex and I had this game, if one of us was on the phone the other would start sex(oral or otherwize). The idea was to see if the one on the phone could continue the conversation without interruptions.
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Starting after the call sounds okay. :)
Answering the phone while doing it is just sad :D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Were we just transported to "pervyadultsexgames.com or what?:S


Hey, it's a slow day at work...

Come on Nina, you know you want to say something here! [Sly]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Lol...yeah, once while my lady was on the phone talking to her MOTHER I initiated it...and laughed my ass off when she had to hang up, lol. TripleF

DING DING DING!!! We have a winner, folks!!! Doing dirty deeds without the MOM suspecting has to be the toughest thing to do, I would think! [Laugh]
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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I mean this in the context of the infamous Bill Clinton phone call to an unsuspecting senator while he was getting head from Monica. Of course, any other sex act applies, as long as the caller on the other end didn't know what was going on... And oh yeah, did your voice sound funny? [Evil]



A proper post whore can post AND DD while in the middle of pounding the coochie.:o:P;)

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My ex and I had this game, if one of us was on the phone the other would start sex(oral or otherwize).



My girlfriend in college called her best friend and then wanted me to meet her. So I started talking to her - that's when the girlfriend started working on other things. Her friend wasn't fooled one bit. It's a pretty good memory really.

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Sex while on the phone? Sure, but I figured out what the lump in the blanket was. "Honey, I've found your cell phone..." :)

Had an ex who would called me up during the act to try and piss me off. I asked her what he looked like. She described him. I replied, "It sounds like he looks just like your brother." (I guess that spoiled the mood. :ph34r: )

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DING DING DING!!! We have a winner, folks!!! Doing dirty deeds without the MOM suspecting has to be the toughest thing to do, I would think! [Laugh]



Damn...that's the first time I ever won anything, wow. Thank you, thank you...thank you very much...lol.

TripleF

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DING DING DING!!! We have a winner, folks!!! Doing dirty deeds without the MOM suspecting has to be the toughest thing to do, I would think! [Laugh]



Damn...that's the first time I ever won anything, wow. Thank you, thank you...thank you very much...lol.

TripleF



Well, I don't have a phone that I can bronze and send you, :P but yeah, best story! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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