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Post #500-Dedicated to Bolas Rodriguez

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You gonna' pay for my room, board, jumps and extra curricular activities? If I don't have to work and I don't have to be up early to do CRW, I expect to be plied with alcohol and have some wild, crazy stories told about me later.



Jeeeze!! And I thought the Two Hotties that were already riding with me were High Maintenance!!:S

Where is that dealership again?

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MAYBE - by monday.



And I make no Guarentees about the condition in which either will be returned!!;)



There ya go -

Could we maybe "borrow" the hearse - just call them and say that there are some more repairs that need done.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Could we maybe "borrow" the hearse



Yea, Lots of room in back for the gear and "Other" activities. And I am sure we could find a Carnival/Fair on the way down that has a Ferris Wheel.:)



Just bring lots of extra batteries.

It's a'aight!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The hearse left. :(

I work in Hapeville.

We have a 2003 Durango. V-8, though. Gas would be expensive.

I don't care what condition you return me in. Hell, I'm not even sure I care whether you return me or not.

I'll get drunk, nekkid (not jumping, mind you) and party my ass off. I've not got to do much of this, as CRWdogs have to be at roundup around 7:00 a.m.

You two quit teasing me. Have you been taking "tease" lessons from mnealtx? :P
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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Nope - I say grab her - toss her in the trunk - probably tie her up - but then we DO want it to be an enjoyable trip - so bind her tight!

Smak her around a bit and drag her ass to the boogie.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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You two quit teasing me.



Tease?? Me?? Girl I Never Tease.
You going to be ready to go at 4:00pm or Not??

And Dealership in Hapeville?? How far off 75?

Like the man said before..
Put up or Shut Up!!;)



Dude - sh's probably taking an early lunch to go get gear!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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My gear is already here at work. I don't let it too far from my sight. Clothes, on the other hand...are another story.

But I can't go....sigh.....I won't have a job when I get back if I leave. Although I hate it here, it's the only place I know that I can get the time off I need to do my World Record in April.

sitting down and shutting up now.....:(

Thanks for making me feel like poo-poo guys! B|
Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
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My gear is already here at work. I don't let it too far from my sight. Clothes, on the other hand...are another story.

But I can't go....sigh.....I won't have a job when I get back if I leave. Although I hate it here, it's the only place I know that I can get the time off I need to do my World Record in April.

sitting down and shutting up now.....:(

Thanks for making me feel like poo-poo guys! B|



Fuck it - Grab her ANYWAY - they cannot fir you for getting kidnapped!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Fuck it - Grab her ANYWAY - they cannot fir you for getting kidnapped!



And you really think you could get away with this? Me AND my gear? Clothing is optional....
Nina

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Fuck it - Grab her ANYWAY - they cannot fir you for getting kidnapped!



And you really think you could get away with this? Me AND my gear? Clothing is optional....



Yes We do - all is fair in love and road trips to boogies.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Mullins High altitude jump (23,000)...noon... climb up to altitude was fast..duhh. Bolas and I are first out. He has some full face deal, and wearing his glasses (I think). Green light. Trying to take his mask off, pull his helmet down, put on his glasses and exit. Way to much to do. Everyone behind us already has their mask off, yelling "Get out, Get out!!" So I go to the door, and basically get pushed out...sans Bolas. 23,000 foot solo. Fun, but B-O-R-I-N-G... It was funny though!!!



Did I ever tell you the rest? The one lens fell out of my glasses so I shoved it down my jump suit. I ended up going out last and due to lack of oxygen was spinning and flipping all around. Hypoxia in action. :S

I was fine at pull time but I was over by the spectator area. Due to be only able to see out of one eye and wearing a full face like I never do, my landing was a little hard but still stood it up. :)
I was gathering up my canopy and heard the kids yelling for me. I hadn't planned on landing over there so I had no stickers or pull up cords. :(

I heard the kids yell, "We just want your autograph!"

For probably the next 45 minutes I was signing autographs and writing cheesy things Like:

Blue Skies
Thanks for your support
Thanks for Watching
Thanks for coming out
To (kid's name) and one of the above

and then signing either my real name or Rodriguez name and my D number. B|B|

Tell you what, we'll do the jump again this year and this time I'll wear my contacts. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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