boinky 0 #1 February 9, 2005 Well, the day has finally come. This is post #500 for me! I'd like to wholeheartedly thank Bolas for luring me from the safety of the CRW forum to the dark side of The Bonfire. It's like I've turned into a whole new person....sex, bondage, post whoring. LIFE AT THE BONFIRE IS GOOD!!! The next time I see you, Bolas, I owe you a , a jello shot, or whatever reward you desire for saving me from the boredom! sniff...sniff...sniff...I LOVE YOU, MAN! sniff...sniff...sniff... And for the rest of you wonderfully sick, dysfunctional and entertaining people, I couldn't have hit this milestone without your postings, replies or rants. I owe everyone . sniff...sniff...sniff...I LOVE YOU ALL, TOO!!! sniff...sniff...sniff... OK. Fluff moment is over. Let's get back to talking about sex....Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #2 February 9, 2005 lol.....i am trying to hit 3000 myself.....bac k in the good old days...hitting certain numbers actually meant something....7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 February 9, 2005 but lots of things changed since then....no more "in before the lock"...were you around for that one?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #4 February 9, 2005 QuoteAnd for the rest of you wonderfully sick, dysfunctional and entertaining people, I couldn't have hit this milestone without your postings, replies or rants. I owe everyone If I am mistaken she just offered to buy everyone in bonfire a beer Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #5 February 9, 2005 Hmm, wonder what I would be? Anyone still know the ranking order? Congrats Boinky! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 February 9, 2005 Slappie - De-Fluff her - PLEASE -I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #7 February 9, 2005 QuoteSlappie - De-Fluff her - PLEASE - I would love to be the fluffer for the female porn stars.....you know...get them wet and get their nipples nice and rock hard7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuoteSlappie - De-Fluff her - PLEASE - I would love to be the fluffer for the female porn stars.....you know...get them wet and get their nipples nice and rock hard That would be a good job. And put them in the leather bondage outfits.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 February 9, 2005 yeah...and spank them so their booty would be nice and red! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #10 February 9, 2005 Quotebut lots of things changed since then....no more "in before the lock"...were you around for that one? To me, every number counts in everything. From love, to sex, to jumps, to postings. As long as it matters to you, that's all that really counts. I have no idea what "in before the lock" means. I only joined The Bonfire in October.....of course, seriously addicted now.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #11 February 9, 2005 Who is Bolas Rodriguez? That crazy mexican is at Marko Island probably drinking tequila by now! How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 February 9, 2005 QuoteWho is Bolas Rodriguez? That crazy mexican is at Marko Island probably drinking tequila by now! What a Fucker - Man! We should ALL be in MI drinking Tequill - ya and preparing for a boogie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 February 9, 2005 QuoteIf I am mistaken she just offered to buy everyone in bonfire a beer I'll make you all a deal. I don't do a whole lot of "boogies" as I have to save most of my time off and money for furthering my CRW career. But.....if you are at a DZ that I am at, mention this posting and who you are, I will buy you a in celebration. I believe I should set a time limitation of 12/31/05 to claim said , though. Now how is that for fair? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #14 February 9, 2005 QuoteSlappie - De-Fluff her - PLEASE - Hey, where is Slappie anyway? I haven't seen him for days. And Turtle, you're just jealous that it wasn't YOU who was able to corrupt this little CRWdog mind. And as far as bondage and outfits, I still have my outfit and tools from Halloween, you know. I also own a packing paddle, as I am training to be a rigger.Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
John4455 0 #15 February 9, 2005 Okay, I'll say it one more time.... Who is Bolas Rodriguez? How do ya like it Johnny? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #16 February 9, 2005 QuoteThat crazy mexican is at Marco Island probably drinking tequila by now! Sigh....You're probably right. Dad is probably three sheets to the wind already. I agree with Turtle. The fucker!!! We should all be there getting toasted and ready to boogie!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #17 February 9, 2005 QuoteHmm, wonder what I would be? Anyone still know the ranking order? I am new here. Can you explain what this all means? QuoteCongrats Boinky! Thanks. I'm so proud!!! Now I can play on the DD list, too!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 February 9, 2005 Quote I agree with Turtle. OK - that's it - Stop the world - I want off.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #19 February 9, 2005 QuoteHey, where is Slappie anyway? I'm here, I was staying away from the static cling being produced by this post. It's awefull... I thought it was another one of those <<<>>> threads where it's a fucking love fest and everyone is so fake about how much they care about each other. /off soap box.. Hiya boinky hope I graced your 500th post with some of my sarcasm and general dislike for fluff "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #20 February 9, 2005 Quote ------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------I agree with Turtle. ------------------------------------------------------------ OK - that's it - Stop the world - I want off. What's the matter Turtleboy. You not used to people agreeing with you? Or is it just WOMEN agreeing with you?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuote ------------------------------------------------------------ In Reply To ------------------------------------------------------------I agree with Turtle. ------------------------------------------------------------ OK - that's it - Stop the world - I want off. What's the matter Turtleboy. You not used to people agreeing with you? Or is it just WOMEN agreeing with you? No I just want off the earth for a little while. Only to plummet for a while on the way back - Isn't that what we all want?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #22 February 9, 2005 Hi Slappie!!! I missed you!!! Thank you for visiting my 500'th. I feel honored. This isn't really fluff. This is a celebration. Look, I even offered . How can life get any better? ha-ha-ha....I STILL managed to slip in a little fluff here on him! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 February 9, 2005 Quote No I just want off the earth for a little while. Only to plummet for a while on the way back - Oh, I get it now. This is just your way of rubbing it in that you are getting to go to Marco Island on Friday and I'm not, huh? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 February 9, 2005 QuoteQuote No I just want off the earth for a little while. Only to plummet for a while on the way back - Oh, I get it now. This is just your way of rubbing it in that you are getting to go to Marco Island on Friday and I'm not, huh? Why - no - what ever would make you think that? Dude - we are goiong to SOOOOO party!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #25 February 9, 2005 fuck bolas rodriguez there someone finally said itYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
