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I'm betting that she is just a tease.

Talk is cheap. If you were really just to "offer" to take her up on anything, or starting following her to the bathroom (but no following through in actuality), she'd probably cave.

I think she's just looking for attention, but has no intention of doing anything for real.

Just my 2 cents worth.

If it really becomes a problem, it doesn't happen as often, but you can still file sexual harrassment charges against HER!
Nina

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Who in the world said anything about work turning you on, silly?

Obviously you have internet access at work, and there are millions of people also connected and bored at work.

Put 1 + 1 together, add a little internet sex talk...and VOILA'!!! The need to masturbate at work "arises."
Nina

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People would be asking me why I had the JFS look after leaving the bathroom. (JFS=Just Fucked Someone)



Ahhh....I see your dilemna. You just need to play poker. You learn how to have a "poker face" and never reveal any emotions. Then, no one will ever be none the wiser! >:(
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I'm betting that she is just a tease.

Talk is cheap. If you were really just to "offer" to take her up on anything, or starting following her to the bathroom (but no following through in actuality), she'd probably cave.

I think she's just looking for attention, but has no intention of doing anything for real.
That's about as much as I can handle right now.
Right now: job=money, money =jumps & I'd rather jump than have sex.
I can live with being accused of "jumping".B|

Just my 2 cents worth.

If it really becomes a problem, it doesn't happen as often, but you can still file sexual harrassment charges against HER!


What can I say...she likes self full-FILLment at work, more power to her.:)
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People would be asking me why I had the JFS look after leaving the bathroom. (JFS=Just Fucked Someone)



Ahhh....I see your dilemna. You just need to play poker. You learn how to have a "poker face" and never reveal any emotions. Then, no one will ever be none the wiser! >:(



True, but easier said then done. I have no poker face. [:/]

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Ah, but I'm a gentleman.... and gentlemen ALWAYS let the lady go first.....
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Perhaps you should peruse your e-mail....



Seeing as mnealtx has not responded, he must have checked his mail and is now residing in a private spot at work. :$

bwa hahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahaha >:(
Nina

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I have no poker face.



You HAVE noticed my postings about my playing Texas Hold 'Em, right? You really didn't think it was just for the fun of it, did you? >:( It's a great learning experience.
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I have no poker face.



You HAVE noticed my postings about my playing Texas Hold 'Em, right? You really didn't think it was just for the fun of it, did you? >:( It's a great learning experience.



Who would have guessed that playing cards could be so educational :o :D

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Not at work, I work from home sometimes, but I don't think that counts.

I almost had to one weekend when rebuilding a server for work. I got a couple of text messages that required me to stand at the console for about 15 minutes. :P:$:P:$
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Seeing as mnealtx has not responded, he must have checked his mail and is now residing in a private spot at work. Blush

bwa hahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahaha



I'm sorry...did I miss something? I was busy for a while.... :$>:(
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Once or twice a week. Hey I'm not a member of OPAA for nothing!


Even though they stopped making the foil on wine bottles out of lead,wipe them off anyway;):P
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Well yeah... Blame it on the girl sitting across from me for dressing sexy, sometimes she bends way over to pick something off the floor and her butt is just sticking out right there in front of me... [Laugh]:S:)...

Heck, I once did my then-girlfriend, now-wife on the conference room table one night at the office. [Blush]
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I almost had to one weekend when rebuilding a server for work. I got a couple of text messages that required me to stand at the console for about 15 minutes.



Nope...sorry....almost doesn't count. The text messages must not have been GOOD ENOUGH, then.
Nina

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I've sent a few text messages that caused a few people to Masturbate At Work. Does that count?



They do if you can get them to come and post on the site. If not, sorry...we're talking self-satisfaction here.
Nina

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