Guys! A New Pick Up Line!

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I stopped at a convenience store this morning to get a Diet Coke with Lime. Being rather thirsty, I go ahead and open it and take a swallow. I get to the counter, set it down and attempt to replace the lid, so that the clerk can ring it up. I fumble around, the lid falls on the counter and I almost spilled the drink.

I look up at the clerk, apologize and tell him that I am really trying to help him out.

I swear to God, he smiles at me and says, "That's OK. If you need any help drinking it, I'll be happy to help you out!"


OMG...I almost fell on the floor out of shock.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[ccowden 0]

So, you saying that was a good line or a bad one?

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So, you saying that was a good line or a bad one?

Have you ever heard the phrase that goes, "I'd do him?"

'Nuff said.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[ccowden 0]

Ok, good. Cuz I thought it was pretty witty and didn't want to look like a dork if I said so.

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Ok, good. Cuz I thought it was pretty witty and didn't want to look like a dork if I said so.

I guess it would depend on the guy/girl using it. If they were undesirable in some way, it might not be such a good line then.

But in this case, it was definitely quite unique/witty.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[JohnMitchell 16]

Truth be told, it's not the line, it's the guy that says it, right?

Come on, ladies, tell the truth.

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Truth be told, it's not the line, it's the guy that says it, right?

Come on, ladies, tell the truth.

OK....Good Point! I stand corrected. The LINE was definitely unique/witty. I would have thought it was cute, no matter who said it.

Whether I would have taken them UP on the offer would depend on the person saying it.

Truth has been told. Better?

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[SkiD_PL8 0]

"Nice shoes wanna fuck?" ususally works for me.

Editted to add: It doesn't always work but with a line like that 1 in 5 isn't bad right?

Greenie in training.

[fireflytx 0]

Here's a bunch for you guys, change them to make it suitable for you:

- Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

- The word of the day is "legs." Let's go and spread the word.

- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk around the room again?

- My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

- Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

- Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

- [Look at his shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven. OR: Checking to see if you're the right size.

- All those curves, and me with no brakes.

- If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

- Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

- I like every muscle in my body, especially yours.

[Grab his tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

- Is it hot in here or is it just you?

- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

- How about I sit on your lap and to see what pops up?

- Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

- I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

- Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?

- That shirt is very becoming on you; of course, if I were on you, I'd be cumming, too.

- I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you?

- "My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

- Wanna play fireman? We can stop, drop and roll.

- You've been a bad boy. Go to my room!

- My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them?

- I love baseball, so take me home baby!

- Roses are red, violets are blue, I like sex, so let's go screw!

- My bed is broken. Can I sleep in yours?

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

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- I like every muscle in my body, especially yours.

I think you have that backwards the way I heard it was "I like every muscle in YOUR body espescially MINE."

Greenie in training.

[fireflytx 0]

Like I said, change them around to make them suitable for you

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[fireflytx 0]

Oh I forgot this one:

You know what would be more beautiful than you? Our children............

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[SkiD_PL8 0]

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Oh I forgot this one:

You know what would be more beautiful than you? Our children............

Well that one is guaranteed not to work on most guys, and I know a lot of girls that would cringe at that as well

Greenie in training.

[boinky 0]

Oooohhhh....I like some of these.

Some of them are just crude, rude and socially unacceptable, though.

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[sunshine 2]

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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I miss phillykev.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

I miss phillykev.

He use that line often?

Greenie in training.

[bobsled92 0]

best pick up line I got was a PM late last year.
"Nice pic, you are fuckable"
-Thanks
(I only though an Attorney would say that too me)

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[ccowden 0]

My personal favorite:

Wanna play war? I'll lay on my back and you can blow the hell outta me.

[plowdirt 0]

BOINKeeeeeY.

what ever happend to PK, havn't seen any post in a few weeks.
did he get back with the X ?.