Extrakt 0 #26 February 18, 2005 Its all good, just this is the second time someone’s made fun of me for posting on an old thread. So I thought I would speak my mind. They needed updating anyway; some people have been living in the dark not knowing about fried beef!! The poor bastards! Imagine how their lives might have been different if they knew this 4 years ago. The trauma they must have suffered is unimaginable. "If murder and suicide are illegal, then why is it ok to kill yourself and others with cigarettes?????" www.myspace.com/Hypoxicmusic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #27 February 18, 2005 That is true. From now on I will look out for this Schnitzel you speak of. Thanks for the chicken/beef update... My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #28 February 18, 2005 I think it's cuz people are too whiney when it comes to health, weight, cholesterol, fat, carbs, and anything that scientists can convince us is bad for our bodies. Chicken is "healthier", so people will eat chicken before beef. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lizard 0 #29 February 18, 2005 Yep, definately a government conspiracy... instead of the cold war, theres a big secret chicken war.. Key players? Colonel Sanders and General Tso. (Theres more going on in China than we are being told.). This war has gone on for years!!! Maybe this should be moved to Speakers Corner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #30 February 18, 2005 QuoteYep, definately a government conspiracy... instead of the cold war, theres a big secret chicken war.. Key players? Colonel Sanders and General Tso. (Theres more going on in China than we are being told.). This war has gone on for years!!! Maybe this should be moved to Speakers Corner. Mmmmm.....General Tso's Chicken.... Thanks for helping decide lunch for today.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #31 February 18, 2005 Do you guys realize... there are more chickens on this planet then people. Seriously we have to eat them or they'd take over. This brings to mind my theroy. Chickens are actually aliens that were sent to this world millions of years ago to take over. Hence the chicken and egg question. The answer is they were made by some aliens to invade and take over. And their reproduction method was to lay eggs. So the the chicken was first. The aliens sent them in little egg shaped space rockets. Tis true I know, the aliens that stole my motivation told me. Took awhile to beat it out of them with my empty Jager bottle but I got the truth. They should never have tried to take my beer. I didn't mind much taken my motivation, I didn't use it much.. but don't touch my beer or Jager. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #32 February 18, 2005 Did you watch ATHF last night Slappie? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 February 18, 2005 QuoteYep, definately a government conspiracy... instead of the cold war, theres a big secret chicken war.. Key players? Colonel Sanders and General Tso. You forgot the new restaurant chain run by Colonel Lingus. Their motto, "Nobody can lick our chicks" I just love a joke with the word "lick" in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #34 February 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteYep, definately a government conspiracy... instead of the cold war, theres a big secret chicken war.. Key players? Colonel Sanders and General Tso. You forgot the new restaurant chain run by Colonel Lingus. Their motto, "Nobody can lick our chicks" I just love a joke with the word "lick" in it. Oh happy that was sad.. I hope you didn't pay much to your writer for that one. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 February 18, 2005 They are doing a movie about a KFC that is haunted by the ghost of Col Sanders... Poultry Guys hey Slappie, worse? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #36 February 18, 2005 /hangs his head in shame for what has come of happy.. he used to have such a razor sharp wit... ya know it's really sad when the really talented ones get old and the wit dries up. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #37 February 19, 2005 Poultry Guys you freakin killed me here Bill I think you finally hit bottom with this oneYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 February 19, 2005 QuoteI think you finally hit bottom with this one A new high in low-ness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites