Rest Room Thoughts

[SpeedRacer 1]

THE MEN YOU MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM

1. EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy does it.
4. TIMID: Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around, and usually pisses on floor.
7. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. FRIVOLOUS: Plays up stream, down stream, and across urinals, tires to hit fly or bug.
9. ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch the bubbles.
11. SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
12. PATIENT: Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hand.
13. DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. EFFICIENT: Waits till he has to crap, then does both.
16. FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, ususally hits guy in next stall.
17. LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns in his own piss.
18. DRUNK: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. DISGRUNTLED: Stands in line for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. CONCEITED: Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.

Speed Racer
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[Acensky 0]

I read a grafiti on a bathroom stall once that said:

f*ck is fun
f*ck is funny
some people f*ck for money
if you think f*ck is funny
f*ck yourself and save your money!

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

[Zep 0]

Also the Bidet is mutifuncional Bumwasher, chochowasher, footspa, an the women find it great for
soaking their smalls.

Gone fishing