BillyVance 35 #1 February 19, 2005 The Miracle of Toilet Paper......... Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"......... He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #2 February 19, 2005 I would plan to get in trouble with using that story on a certain someone (Her boobs are already huge though.but yet)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #3 February 19, 2005 Quote He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. Bwaahhhaa.... I have heard this joke before, but without the last line. That just made it perfect _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
