Bouda 0 #1 February 18, 2005 please give me some options its fun for her but not for me what is a guy to do Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cyanide41 0 #2 February 18, 2005 Her Sister!!! no? Ok.... Well you should do what ever it is that turns you on. What works for me, may not work for you. Use your imagination. Maybe watch some "training flicks" Get her to watch them with you. Take her to a strip club. (a nicer one not the sleeziest one next to the airport) Do it somewhere you aren't "supposed" to do it. One thing that worked well for me was those vibrating panties. We went out, she had them on, I had the remote.When we got home she attacked me. (which I thoroughly enjoyed) The possibilities are endless here!! Good Luck! JAMES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #3 February 18, 2005 Step 1: Find a girl. I'm stuck on this step. Good luck with the rest. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #4 February 18, 2005 Rosmary, Oregano, Thyme, Black Pepper. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 February 18, 2005 have sex outside. (wait til its warm of course) a (ahem) friend of mine & his girlfriend had a sort of hobby of finding new, interesting outdoor places to do it. unfortunately one time they both got Lyme disease from that. They were in a forest near a beach in Connecticut. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 February 18, 2005 Just listen to the Spice Girls... "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends..." What's that all about??? (Actually, I have the coolest version of that song... it's a dance mix track that is mixed in with Closer by NIN... called "Closer to Spice"... very cool.... "I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, So tell me what you want, what you really really want...I wanna, I wanna... I want to f!@k you like an animal....") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 February 18, 2005 I never had that problem. But i wouldn't mind it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #8 February 18, 2005 Okay, this is going to start a rant of mine (inspired by my coworker.) WHAT IS NEW IN SEX???? Really....every magazine, book, etc always promises to give you something new, but, really? C'mon now. What's new out there? Besides the bungee swing (which costs big money), it's all just slight variations on what's already known. Where do I find REALLY good stuff at? You know...the stuff I'm not creative enough to come up with? (This is more of a future reference kind of question...I've got no use for it now, unfortunately.) Also, there are some things that I've never done, and I never will (peeing on someone, for example.) But, beyond that kind of stuff, what is there really????There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #9 February 18, 2005 Not post about it on dz.com.....that's only killing it. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
linny 1 #10 February 18, 2005 Actually having it could definitely help Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #11 February 18, 2005 QuoteThey were in a forest near a beach in Connecticut. I didn't think anyone had sex in Connecticut. That sounds spicey.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 February 18, 2005 QuoteActually having it could definitely help Good point! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #13 February 18, 2005 QuoteWHAT IS NEW IN SEX???? I heard they found a 37th orgasm type for you lady folks... Its not fair, you gals aways get new stuff!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 February 18, 2005 One of the rappers (might be LL Cool Jay) said he spices up his sex life by putting a shower curtain liner on the bed, putting massage oil on each other and going at it on the liner. It's like a Slip 'n Slide in the bedroom! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #15 February 18, 2005 QuoteOne of the rappers (might be LL Cool Jay) said he spices up his sex life by putting a shower curtain liner on the bed, putting massage oil on each other and going at it on the liner. It's like a Slip 'n Slide in the bedroom! ROTFLMAO!! THat's a hilarious visual...but sounds like fun How about instead of a shower curtain liner, use the Twister game? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 February 18, 2005 QuoteOne of the rappers (might be LL Cool Jay) said he spices up his sex life by putting a shower curtain liner on the bed, putting massage oil on each other and going at it on the liner. It's like a Slip 'n Slide in the bedroom! Geez, can't those rapper guys afford a nice set of vinyl or rubber sheets? A shower curtain liner is so ghetto. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #17 February 18, 2005 QuoteQuoteOne of the rappers (might be LL Cool Jay) said he spices up his sex life by putting a shower curtain liner on the bed, putting massage oil on each other and going at it on the liner. It's like a Slip 'n Slide in the bedroom! Geez, can't those rapper guys afford a nice set of vinyl or rubber sheets? A shower curtain liner is so ghetto. Well Shotgun, ya know you always go with what you know... right? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 February 18, 2005 I sometimes sit on my hand till it falls asleep, so I can imagine it's someone else's. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 February 18, 2005 QuoteI sometimes sit on my hand till it falls asleep, so I can imagine it's someone else's. Blues, Dave Try puting nail polish on 1st.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #20 February 18, 2005 > please give me some options www.stockroom.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #21 February 18, 2005 Dont scare them Bill....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #22 February 18, 2005 QuoteDont scare them Bill.... Yeah, Bouda, you probably shouldn't listen to Bill. He is a bad influence... Next thing you know, your girlfriend will be chaining you up and whipping you... or something even worse... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #23 February 18, 2005 Quoteor something even worse... Buying out Home Depot for all your sexual fantasy needs???There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #24 February 18, 2005 >Buying out Home Depot for all your sexual fantasy needs??? Home Depot is a seriously underrated store when it comes to adult entertainment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #25 February 18, 2005 QuoteA good way to spice up a sex life? Sex life? Sex life? What is that? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
