DrunkMonkey 0 #1 February 22, 2005 Should I: A) Leave an open can of sardines in the boss' office on Friday afternoon, turn up the heat, and lock the door... -or- B)Put scotch tape over all the plugs on the computer cords and plug them back in, -or- C)Superglue the boss' mouse to his desk, -or- D)Something else to give a final "FUCK YOU" to LtCol Asshat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #2 February 22, 2005 QuoteShould I: A) Leave an open can of sardines in the boss' office on Friday afternoon, turn up the heat, and lock the door... -or- B)Put scotch tape over all the plugs on the computer cords and plug them back in, -or- C)Superglue the boss' mouse to his desk, -or- D)Something else to give a final "FUCK YOU" to LtCol Asshat? All four sound good. Do em all! ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #3 February 22, 2005 QuoteB)Put scotch tape over all the plugs on the computer cords and plug them back in, Ohh. I like that one. I am going to have to use it. They would never figure that out. Of course I would be the one that gets called on to figure it out and fix it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 February 22, 2005 Too bad a comet/babbo bomb would probably land you in the brig... That's where you take a cardboard container clearner like Comet, cut a hole in it, put something relatively explosive like a cherry bomb, put it in, cover w/ duct tape (the hole) and light and roll into an empty office. The fine powder goes in EVERYthing. The sardines is good too, you can do similar with the oil from the cans and a few well hidden sardines.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #5 February 22, 2005 just hide the sardines... behind the file cabinet, inside the computer tower, underneath the monitor stand...you get the idea. If you spread the sardines out and put them in hard to find/hard to reach places, then it will be difficult to figure out where the stink is coming from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #6 February 22, 2005 Car Freshner taped to the bottom of the guy's seat and desk R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #7 February 22, 2005 Throwing a big handful of glitter in the air to celebrate upon departure will have them thinking of you for the next five years while they try to clean it all up, especially out of carpets, drapes, hair, clothing...Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #8 February 22, 2005 Where can I get a big bag of ants? Like when you get an ant farm--they send you the ants. I want the Sam's Club size bag of ants... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #9 February 22, 2005 QuoteWhere can I get a big bag of ants? Like when you get an ant farm--they send you the ants. I want the Sam's Club size bag of ants... I don't know about ants, but you can usually get large amounts of little crickets at the local pet store. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #10 February 22, 2005 Here are some that have been done previously at the fire department i work at (some years ago) 1) Take apart a filing cabniet and place raw fish and then reassemble with glue so it cannot be taken apart. 2) if he has a favorite plant, take it and mail it back a leaf at a time. (expensive, but a constant thorn in his ass). 3) Run an needle through a few electrical cords and clip the excess (every time item is plugged in it will trip the breaker) 4) if the handset for his telephone is black, goto the drugstore and get some betadine, carefully coat the handset. Even after it drys, when he uses it the betadine will release and hopefully he will put his hand on his shirt, hair or face. 5) A shaving cream bomb. use a can of cheap foam shaving cream. For the mechanism us a pull up ribbion. Take a poster thumbtack (the ones with the big platic end to push them in) Push the pin through the ribbon and then STRAIGHT into the bottom center of the can. Tape the can in a good location for deployment in a cabniet (chest high is usually the best) partially close the cabniet door and tape the other end of the "Ripcord" to the door) then close it completely. This one is great cause it leaves one hell of a mess!!! have fun Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
