How do you go from that friend to someone special?

[chaoskitty 0]

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No we're not dating, I just need a workout.

A workout it would be. As I always say, "by the time you catch me, you'll be too tired to beat me".

However, this internet stuff is cool. I'm communicating with a woman that I didn't give my credit card nbr to first.

LMAO!

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There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.

I'm sure glad that I didn't post a response with the word "few" in it.

I guess this is fortunate. You can never get the normal ones to dance topless on a table before 11pm.

[Superman32 0]

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There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.

Where? where? where?

Inveniam Viam aut Faciam
I'm back biatches!

[chaoskitty 0]

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You can never get the normal ones to dance topless on a table before 11pm.

Yah but wouldnt you rather be with a woman who only wants to dance on a table for you, instead of all your friends?
Wouldnt it be nice to look around the room and not say 'hes fucked her... and hes fucked her.. and him... and that guy... "
Sure it happens and its not the end of the world, but the trick to finding girls who dont want to be treated like shit are to find the ones who respect themselves and have the ability to respect you.

Its amazing that I know all this shit and I'm still single!
Carry on..

[Vallerina 2]

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How do you go from being that guy the girl loves as a friend to dating? Does anyone else have this problem?

I just kiss them. Sometimes we date. Sometimes we don't. Either way, I know.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[sunshine 2]

Bill, i thought i was the only one you flirted with. Now i find out you're a whore.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[chaoskitty 0]

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Bill, i thought i was the only one you flirted with. Now i find out you're a whore.

His credit card was just declined. You can have him back Sunny.

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Wouldnt it be nice to look around the room and not say 'hes fucked her... and hes fucked her.. and him... and that guy... "

She walks up and says, "Well... I guess you're wondering why I called you all here today..."

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find the ones who respect themselves and have the ability to respect you.

Respect me? So were back to the "get her drunk" method mentioned earlier. After she is drunk, she respects me and thinks I'm better looking.

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Its amazing that I know all this shit and I'm still single!

You've answered your own question. You understand men and refuse to be around them, obvious wisdom.

[Buried 0]

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You can never get the normal ones to dance topless on a table before 11pm. .

but after 11pm we can? Damn i wish i knew this beforehand

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

[Zenister 0]

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Quit going for the bitchy little babies. There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.

perhaps.. but they are all taken... and i'm trying NOT to be a bastage got the hoodie from the other side to often...

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[chaoskitty 0]

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Wouldnt it be nice to look around the room and not say 'hes fucked her... and hes fucked her.. and him... and that guy... "

She walks up and says, "Well... I guess you're wondering why I called you all here today..."

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find the ones who respect themselves and have the ability to respect you.

Respect me? So were back to the "get her drunk" method mentioned earlier. After she is drunk, she respects me and thinks I'm better looking.

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Its amazing that I know all this shit and I'm still single!

You've answered your own question. You understand men and refuse to be around them, obvious wisdom.

LMAO!! No I love to be around men, I just dont let them piss me off anymore.

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Quit going for the bitchy little babies. There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.
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perhaps.. but they are all taken... and i'm trying NOT to be a bastage got the hoodie from the other side to often...

I'm single!! But i dont have red hair.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Zenister 0]

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Quit going for the bitchy little babies. There are a few non-psycho bitches out there.
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perhaps.. but they are all taken... and i'm trying NOT to be a bastage got the hoodie from the other side to often...

I'm single!! But i dont have red hair.

isnt (never was just an attraction) requirement... but your on the other coast too

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[Buried 0]

no worries, we can send her to you in a gift box

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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[reply You can never get the normal ones to dance topless on a table before 11pm. .

but after 11pm we can? Damn i wish i knew this beforehand

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Bill, i thought i was the only one you flirted with. Now i find out you're a whore.

Nope. I told you that the first day I met you. We were both too drunk to remember though.

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Dude dude dude, first you must find out whether or not you are on the "friends ladder". If so, all is lost and all you can do is find another chick. If you're on the "real ladder", you my friend are in luck.

If you've never heard the ladder theory, you will never hear words ring more true. Maybe.
http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

[chaoskitty 0]

What coast? The lake? Ok off on a tangent, I'm working in Illinois this week and its terrible! I cant wait to get out of here! How do you people live here?? I am solar-powered!

Anyway, yah dont forget to slap a bow on her butt! Not til after Dublin though!

Sunny you're coming to Dublin right? Kitty needs a hug!

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What coast? The lake? Ok off on a tangent, I'm working in Illinois this week and its terrible! I cant wait to get out of here! How do you people live here?? I am solar-powered!

It's not so bad after the 3 months of winter.

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Anyway, yah dont forget to slap a bow on her butt! Not til after Dublin though!

Umm, he's not coming near me. I don't find him amusing and would rather not be around him.

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Sunny you're coming to Dublin right? Kitty needs a hug!

Still debating. I think i'd rather avoid a boogie full of dzcom drama and save my money for a smaller boogie or weekend away.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Also, don't talk to them. They've already made their decision about you, you can only mess it up.

dont talk to them? hmm. so they decide in 15 sec , talk amongst their friends and then leave and one is none the wiser... no logic in that. pls explain

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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LMAO!! No I love to be around men, I just dont let them piss me off anymore.

A great social skill. Men love women to be around them.

How much do you weigh?
Could I out-wrestle you?
Are you female?
Are you sure?

(I'm trying to think of insightful questions to put in my online dating profile and weed out the undesirables.)

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I'm trying to think of insightful questions to put in my online dating profile and weed out the undesirables

You forgot the most important question.

"So will you allow me to eat chinese food off your back while i'm fucking you doggy style and watching the game on TV?"

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[chaoskitty 0]

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Still debating. I think i'd rather avoid a boogie full of dzcom drama and save my money for a smaller boogie or weekend away.

Thats so sad .. on so many levels.

"We are all here to skydive" CSpenceFly quoting someone else who was sick of the drama.
RoamingDZ boogies kick ass!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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Still debating. I think i'd rather avoid a boogie full of dzcom drama and save my money for a smaller boogie or weekend away.

Thats so sad .. on so many levels.

"We are all here to skydive" CSpenceFly quoting someone else who was sick of the drama.

AMEN!

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dont talk to them? hmm. so they decide in 15 sec , talk amongst their friends and then leave and one is none the wiser... no logic in that. pls explain

Two things - select the target rich environment and wait. Hang out and talk to your buddies.

Target?
- look for shot glasses. tequila drinkers drink for effect. they are already drunk.
- volume. attention-seeking reeks of desperation. noisy girl-shrieks about everything.
- arm waving. hugs everytime someone returns from the bathroom. dancing with arms up like they are flagging a taxi. this is attention-seeking part 2.
- leopard print clothes. you wonder how many leopards died to make that "mini" skirt.

Waiting?
Just stand next to the group. Eventually, one will (a) bump into you and apologize or (b) apologize for "making too much noise and partying too hard because they are crazy beeches".

When the target presents herself, ask, "Partying, huh? Are you the craziest one here?" and say nothing further. They've got to sell you now.

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