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Things I never wish to be, nor wish a friend to be

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There are a few things that I never wish myself or a friend to be, feel free ot add to the list in the spirit and nature of the list:


1. An extra on an away team on Star Trek
2. Angela Lansberry's remote aquantances/friends.
3. Token white guy in a gangland movie.
4. The guy taking a shower seemingly alone in a dark house during a storm in a suspense movie.
5. The quiet guy with only a couple of lines in a platoon on patrol in a vietnam movie.


Ok, now add your own.:P
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6. Anybody from 8Mile. Really, anybody.
7. Any white guy in a movie who uses lines like "Homey don't play dat".
8. A relative or neighbor to Pauly Shore.
9. The guy who cleans up after flicks with sex scenes.
10. The taste tester for Natural Light.

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1. An extra on an away team on Star Trek



Just don't wear the red shirt. It's always the extra in the red shirt.



Man, I thought it was me who only noticed that ? ;)

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the money shot stand in on a porn flic
the black guy in a white horror film (dies first)
the white guy in a black horror film (see above)
a turkey ont the third wednsday in november
jeanne claude van damme
micheal jackson child or any of his friends
the recieving end of a bullet (again that shit hurts)
second place in a shit throwing contest


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1) The male lead in any "Lifetime-Television for Women" produced movie, as you are certain to be exposed as a smug, self-centered, rapist-child molester-robber-scam artist-misogynist before the third commercial break.

2) The last guy out of the plane on the 14-way as the pilot is yelling "Hold it! Ground winds just jumped to 40 knots!"

3) A Bob. Seriously, is that any kind of name? ;)

4) The subject of any "Check out THIS video!" thread on dropzone.com.
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Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

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The chic on The Price is Right who bids "one dollar"
when there are 2 or more bidders remaining.

somebody shoot me !!



A-fricking-men!

Actually there was a gal that did that on Monday and won!:$

TLML and I couldn't figure out who was less intelligent, the gal or the two who didn't bid $2 or $3 after her.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

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Anybody about which the words 'riddled with' can be used to descibe.

Anyone in a newspaper article with any of the following words in:

plunged
spiralled
plummeted
catapulted
analised



Crofted ;)
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