TypicalFish 0 #51 February 25, 2005 QuoteI will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? I look good in a tuxedo... Among other things... Plus remember, saying "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride" is like saying "Always a pallbearer and never a corpse"..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #52 February 25, 2005 Quote bet MATH was tough when you were a kid! "Fingers & Toes" always getting the wrong answer! Just think of the wierd ass numbering system I could have come up with.. Its great fun when out drinking though.. really messes with peoples heads when they are drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #53 February 25, 2005 25 brown hair green eyes 5'9 160 pounds tattoos former Marine with great sense of humor Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #54 February 25, 2005 I thank you all for your application. Many qualified candidates have applied for the position of "Faux-boyfriend/weekend love slave". I'll be making a decision sometimes in the next 9 months. I'll let you know. And new applicants are always welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #55 February 25, 2005 QuoteI thank you all for your application. Many qualified candidates have applied for the position of "Faux-boyfriend/weekend love slave". I'll be making a decision sometimes in the next 9 months. I'll let you know. And new applicants are always welcome. Are you planning to jump while your there? If so, I would like to submit my app. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #56 February 25, 2005 Hmmm . . . I'm honestly not sure. I might not have time, and I also might not want to lug my rig along with the million other things I'll need. I'll have to take that into consideration, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #57 February 25, 2005 i'm appling for the cute pic you got there Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gmanpilot 0 #58 February 25, 2005 QuoteI'll be making a decision sometimes in the next 9 months. I would suggest conducting an extensive interview process involving complete examinations and performance evaluations._________________________________________ -There's always free cheese in a mouse trap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #59 February 25, 2005 ditch the wedding and go jumping Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #60 February 25, 2005 Quotei'm appling for the cute pic you got there You replied to Orangjumper, does that make you gay?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #61 February 25, 2005 i am repling to the the orginator of the thread Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #62 February 25, 2005 My prediction for this thread so far is dead on accurate... [Sly] You better hope the wedding is on Maui. It's an unbelievably beautiful island. I spent my honeymoon there."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #63 February 25, 2005 Quotei'm appling for the cute pic you got there Ummmm....I like girls, please leave me alone The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #64 February 25, 2005 Quotei am repling to the the orginator of the thread Wheeew I was a little scared for a second, dicks are for chicks buddy The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #65 February 25, 2005 i wanna go to hawaii! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #66 February 25, 2005 QuoteHmmm . . . I'm honestly not sure. I might not have time, and I also might not want to lug my rig along with the million other things I'll need. I'll have to take that into consideration, though. Take it into consideration??!! I would think that would be an automatic part of the trip. Then again, I understand, you are going for someone's wedding The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #67 February 25, 2005 no worries there orangejumper i never was very fond of the village people Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #68 February 25, 2005 *** Ahhhh...What's sex got to do with getting MARRIED?! Easy, give one up for the other!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #69 February 25, 2005 QuoteI will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? Ok all you hard dicks step back! I SAID BTFU!! I'm here for ya Kel, I'll sacrafice myself for your honor. Just lemme know the details. I can go.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #70 February 25, 2005 Quoteno worries there orangejumper i never was very fond of the village people Uh oh, I feel it coming.......Y.......MCA, everyone's talkin bout the Y.........MCA Yeah. Come on everyone, sing with me. 1-2-1234....... The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #71 February 25, 2005 Kelly, the answer to your predicament is simple! Take ME, we scout out some hot surfer boys, and walla! You've got a date for the wedding and I've got someone to do body shots off of me! (You know this would work in panama city beach as well! We may need to practice. ) edit: I forgot to add the part where we ditch the boys when they start to act stupid. Otherwise, you'd be stuck with a stupid boy the whole time. Thats no fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #72 February 25, 2005 QuoteKelly, the answer to your predicament is simple! Take ME, we scout out some hot surfer boys, and walla! You've got a date for the wedding and I've got someone to do body shots off of me! (You know this would work in panama city beach as well! We may need to practice. ) edit: I forgot to add the part where we ditch the boys when they start to act stupid. Otherwise, you'd be stuck with a stupid boy the whole time. Thats no fun. And the hot chick wins with a TKO.....Alright fellas, back to your corners. Thanks chaoskitty The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #73 February 25, 2005 SOLD! I regret to inform the rest of you that the position has been filled. However, I will keep your resume on file for 6 months, and should anything "open up" (hehe) that matches your qualifications, I'll be in touch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #74 February 25, 2005 QuoteSOLD! [homer simpson] WOOHOOO! /[homer simpson] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #75 February 25, 2005 Ms. Kitty ROCKS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
