Darius11 12 #26 February 25, 2005 i was all excited until i saw this Quotelack of noticeable deformities I guess i am outI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drakeshelby 0 #27 February 25, 2005 QuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. If it comes down to that I will go!!! We only have to have sex once!!! drakeshelbydrakeshelby Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #28 February 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteRosa and Chrissy . . . thanks for the offers. I'll let you know if it comes down to that. Fyi, I have experience. I was once on a "date" with a lesbian from work and had no idea. I thought she just wanted to try out a new restaurant. When she asked me to be her dance partner...I knew something wasn't right. WOOOO!!!!!!!! That's the kind of stuff I need to hear about on a Friday too!!! NOICE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #29 February 25, 2005 Quote I was once on a "date" with a lesbian Quote I'm a leabian trapped in a man's body!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #30 February 25, 2005 QuoteI will NOT be the loser maid of honor without a date. I WILL, however, be the loser maid of honor WITH a date. My best friend is getting married, btw. Any takers? Hmmmm.....I've never been to Hawaii. Are there any benefits or is this just a "fill in date?" The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #31 February 25, 2005 Geez, your imaginations are running wild...lol. I didn't do anything, but go to a restaurant with her, everyone!!! She was a perfect gentleman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #32 February 25, 2005 QuoteGeez, your imaginations are running wild...lol. I didn't do anything, but go to a restaurant with her, everyone!!! She was a perfect gentleman. LMAO....That was awesome! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #33 February 25, 2005 Hi, My name is JP, and I've never been to Hawaii. (Ok I'm lying, but I was only 14 when I went.) ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #34 February 25, 2005 i was once a mna trapped in a womans body then i was born! Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #35 February 25, 2005 And what's wrong with a little imagination to spice things up a bit???? But seriously........dancin' huh??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #36 February 25, 2005 you are a brave soul to want to bring a male skydiver to a wedding where there will be a possible open bar, people you know, cameras, and girls in little to no clothing. brave brave brave Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #37 February 25, 2005 Only if we can do a chopper jump into the wedding. ......................How cool would it be to swoop down the red carpet ?I've missed a lot of weddings to skydive.(They're all divorced now anyway.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 February 25, 2005 Benefits . . . hmmm, well, the bride's sister is single and cute. A little spunky, though, so watch out! Her name's Kelly, too, so you're not allowed to get us confused. I'll try to set you up with her if you go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #39 February 25, 2005 QuoteAn extra toe is ok, as long as you wear closed-toe shoes. Uh so you are dating girls with 6 toes now?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #40 February 25, 2005 Whose toes are those? The weirdest thing is, it doesn't even look weird at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #41 February 25, 2005 uh... would you believe.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ncrowe 0 #42 February 25, 2005 Single,spunky and cute .....i like her already. "Don't Mess Around With the Guy in Shades- Oh No!!! " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #43 February 25, 2005 I figured it was you, just because you had the pic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 February 25, 2005 SOOO back to the trip to Hawaii.. just think how "interesting " that would be a at the wedding...you showing up with a 6'2" red headed "date". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #45 February 25, 2005 That'd be funny. Of course, it won't help me get laid while I'm in Hawaii . . . which we all know is the only reason to go on vacations-- to get laid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #46 February 25, 2005 QuoteBenefits . . . hmmm, well, the bride's sister is single and cute. A little spunky, though, so watch out! Her name's Kelly, too, so you're not allowed to get us confused. I'll try to set you up with her if you go! Sweet, I'm in!!!! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #47 February 25, 2005 QuoteThat'd be funny. Of course, it won't help me get laid while I'm in Hawaii . . . which we all know is the only reason to go on vacations-- to get laid. Wow, I can't believe I missed that. I'M IN!!!!!! The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #48 February 25, 2005 Pick me. I can dance, and I dress up well (see avitar)! .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #49 February 25, 2005 well we know what you are planning for the trip Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #50 February 25, 2005 Quoteuh... would you believe Quote I bet MATH was tough when you were a kid! "Fingers & Toes" always getting the wrong answer! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
