cameramonkey 0 #1 February 28, 2005 I'll start... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho marxTwo wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #2 February 28, 2005 ADD is the cause of all......hey look at that!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #3 February 28, 2005 do you have a jooke book called adults only III buddy ? Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #4 February 28, 2005 "You can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning"..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #5 February 28, 2005 If you're only getting one pizza, don't bother ordering extra cheese on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flarelatedad 0 #6 February 28, 2005 There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 February 28, 2005 You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean MartinThis ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #8 February 28, 2005 "As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls. " M. CartmillHuman beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 February 28, 2005 Quote You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin I'm not as thunk as you drink I am! -- unknown "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #10 February 28, 2005 I'm quoting profallrate's tag line: "Lord please help me to be the kind of person that my dog thinks I am." Best tag line ever. Well, this week at least Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #11 February 28, 2005 LEAD FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY .......... INDICISION IS WORSE THAN NO DECISION DO SOMETHING EVEN IF IT IS WRONG .......... above courtisy of ranger training 1968 pre. vietnam59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #12 March 1, 2005 No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all. __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #13 March 1, 2005 Sex is like oxygen, it doesn't matter till you're not getting any<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #14 March 1, 2005 First time I seen her on Springer.. I knew I had to get with her.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #15 March 1, 2005 QuoteFirst time I seen her on Springer.. I knew I had to get with her.. My most favorite quote is: "As soon as I saw his flaws I knew I had to exchange him for a better one." Ha! And for the record... chopchop never met me on Jerry Springer, although I'm starting to think that is one of his fantasies.... _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #16 March 1, 2005 also.. Don't you be callin' him no enchepenure.. he da bidnetmaan.. Deuce Plaything was never on Springer.. A bitch in heat is still a bitch. You can't polish a turd.. and.. Roy, put down your beer and drive, goddammit.. sbs chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #17 March 1, 2005 "Those blow up dolls aren't even anatomically correct." BillVon, Rantoul 03. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 March 1, 2005 When it's all said and done... A lot more was SAID than DONE! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #19 March 1, 2005 "What constitutes knowing someone, how long you've known them or what's happened during that time?" Hugh Hefner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #20 March 1, 2005 Which reminds me... "Once again I didn't bring it up!" By Bill Dammit Von Novak! "A witty saying proves nothing," Voltaire. "You laugh at me because I'm different, and I just laugh at you." "Donuts, is there anything they can't do?"There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 March 1, 2005 "TOGA!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 March 1, 2005 "It is better to walk a long way than be carried a short way." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #23 March 1, 2005 Quote"It is better to walk a long way than be carried a short way." I guess that depends who is doing the carrying and where they are taking you. ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #24 March 1, 2005 "thats not a real gun" - John LennonLee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #25 March 1, 2005 I don't drink water.... fish fuck in it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
