airtwardo 7 #1 March 1, 2005 Penguin goes to the Walrus to get his car fixed.... The Penguin says... "Doesn't have any power and is leaking stuff everywhere." Walrus says it will take 1/2 an hour to check it out so, the Penguin goes across the street to a 7-11 and buys an ice cream bar. Since Penguins have no hands, and this guy being a bit of a messy sort anyway....the chilly treat is dripped all over him from head to webbed toe. Finishing his snack he returns to the garage and asks the Walrus, "What do you think?" The Walrus replies~ "Looks like you blew a seal...!" Naw...it's just Ice Cream! Okay....my bad... Guy walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, and says... "You see the Pig I have to sleep with when you're not here?" His wife replies... "That's not a Pig....it's a SHEEP!" "I wasn't talking to YOU!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 March 1, 2005 The first one i've heard before but it was funny again, now the second one, that rocks! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 March 1, 2005 The pig/sheep comment is definitely one that could be a 'NEVER, EVER' post on that thread! [Laugh]"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #4 March 1, 2005 This may not be funny unless you live in the South.. GREAT RELIGIOUS TRUTHS 1. Muslims do not recognize Judaism as a religion. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 March 1, 2005 Do you know why you take 2 Baptists with you fishing? If you take 1 he'll drink all of your beer.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #6 March 1, 2005 QuoteDo you know why you take 2 Baptists with you fishing? If you take 1 he'll drink all of your beer. hahaha .. yes! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #7 March 1, 2005 I thought it was the liquor store that they didn't reconize each other in. Me, I was raised Catholic so naturally I know everyone at the liquor store. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
