Amanduh 0 #1 March 1, 2005 A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about 3 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asked the husband. "Over here on the swing!!!" replies the drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 March 1, 2005 HAHAH sounds like me on the swing "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #3 March 1, 2005 QuoteHAHAH sounds like me on the swing Or a slingshot?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 March 1, 2005 Reminds of the one where the guy wakes up with a hangover, only to find a glass of water and aspirin next to him. The room is neat and tidy, and his clothes are laid out. Downstairs, breakfast is made and there's a note from his wife telling him to have a great day. He says to his son, "Son, what's all this about?" "Well dad, you came home drunk as a skunk at 3 am, puked in the foyer, fell down the hallway, and broke the lamp. Then when mom tried to undress you, you screamed, 'Lady, leave me alone!! I'm married!!'" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 March 1, 2005 QuoteQuoteHAHAH sounds like me on the swing Or a slingshot?? Oh man that was a lowblow... I was thinking about that this morning and my shoulder started to ache. Funny how a memory can trigger a response in your body. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 March 1, 2005 One of these days we are going to sit down with some beers or good tequila and you are going to tell me YOUR vewrsion of that story. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 March 1, 2005 QuoteOne of these days we are going to sit down with some beers or good tequila and you are going to tell me YOUR vewrsion of that story. I was there.. there is only one version. It's mine "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 March 1, 2005 The man in the swing was probably a skydiver. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
