flyangel2 2 #1 March 2, 2005 THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ...OR TO YOUR SISTER The strangest thing happened to me at lunch yesterday . I was sitting at an outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table..... I gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I then placed my hand with my wedding ring on the table and hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in them. Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this picture as a warning.............. just in case they try and pick you up too. I swear some men think they are God's gift.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #2 March 2, 2005 Drool! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 March 2, 2005 You were in no danger. The guy on the right is known to be gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #4 March 2, 2005 face it, you are just posting this story as a cover up. We all know what really happened! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #5 March 2, 2005 Mary, I thought you were more forthright than that. Why didn't you just tell them to get the heck away from your table? Why all the game-playing and subtle hints? Heck -- they might have come and sat at my table then Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 March 2, 2005 QuoteMary, I thought you were more forthright than that. Why didn't you just tell them to get the heck away from your table? Why all the game-playing and subtle hints? Heck -- they might have come and sat at my table then Wendy W. She was hoping they would lean closer so she could CLUB them and carry them off like the woman in that movie "Misery"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 March 2, 2005 Me forthright? You have me mixed up with someone else. I'm a little May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #8 March 2, 2005 Bastards! They got you too?? They did that to me a few months ago. Those guys SUCK! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 March 2, 2005 ***THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ...OR TO YOUR SISTER QuoteOR MY WIFE! If she sees Clooney I'll be a distant memory! "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #10 March 2, 2005 SHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites vdschoor 0 #11 March 2, 2005 QuoteSHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Yeah how lame is that.. we go out for a drink, and people start posting our pics on the internet.. It was good to see you again by the way! ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Girlfalldown 0 #12 March 2, 2005 QuoteTHIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ...OR TO YOUR SISTER The strangest thing happened to me at lunch yesterday . I was sitting at an outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table..... I gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I then placed my hand with my wedding ring on the table and hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in them. Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this picture as a warning.............. just in case they try and pick you up too. I swear some men think they are God's gift. You know what's really weird about this? Those guys showed up at my door saying they wanted to check my bra to make sure it was the right size. Well, knowing they just wanted to see my bra I just lifted my shirt and and showed them I wasn't wearing one so they'd leave me alone. Clever ain't I? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Frenchy68 0 #13 March 2, 2005 QuoteYou were in no danger. The guy on the right is known to be gay. Uh... No, I'm not gay! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #14 March 2, 2005 You sure showed them. I'm sure they have learned their lesson about asking to see bras.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #15 March 2, 2005 Only because Slappie had it on as a blindfold.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mouth 0 #16 March 2, 2005 I'm thinking if they sat down at my table I'd take off my wedding ring that I don't have. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amanduh 0 #17 March 2, 2005 OH GOSH! TOO FUNNY!!! I would have taken off that wedding ring!!!! (JOKE!!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #18 March 2, 2005 Oh, mama. Those are two of the finest male specimens on earth. I think they need to be taught a lesson for their bad behavior, though. I'll administer the spankings . . . but they have to be naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites WrongWay 0 #19 March 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteSHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Yeah how lame is that.. we go out for a drink, and people start posting our pics on the internet.. It was good to see you again by the way! ha ha Seriously dude, I agree. We even bought her drinks!! Did she post that? Noooooo...... You too buddy! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #20 March 2, 2005 Pssst..........you do know that I don't have a wedding ring, I'm not married, but it was the only way I could tell the storyMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpingbean001 0 #21 March 2, 2005 I cant BUH-LIEVE the nerve of some guys! They tried that same strategy on some of us girls in the Keys! Damn they get around! Bastards! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DTOXX 0 #22 March 2, 2005 I noticed that I did not see YOU in the picture. What side of the table were you under , I mean on? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bouda 0 #23 March 2, 2005 oceans 11 and oceans 12 are great movies hehe Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #24 March 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou were in no danger. The guy on the right is known to be gay. Uh... No, I'm not gay!Wait, I thought you told me you were the one on the left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Keith 0 #25 March 2, 2005 You spank 'em and I'll kiss it and make 'em feel aaaalll better Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
WrongWay 0 #10 March 2, 2005 SHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #11 March 2, 2005 QuoteSHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Yeah how lame is that.. we go out for a drink, and people start posting our pics on the internet.. It was good to see you again by the way! ha ha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 March 2, 2005 QuoteTHIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER ...OR TO YOUR SISTER The strangest thing happened to me at lunch yesterday . I was sitting at an outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table..... I gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn't leave me alone. I then placed my hand with my wedding ring on the table and hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in them. Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe's camera. I'm sending you this picture as a warning.............. just in case they try and pick you up too. I swear some men think they are God's gift. You know what's really weird about this? Those guys showed up at my door saying they wanted to check my bra to make sure it was the right size. Well, knowing they just wanted to see my bra I just lifted my shirt and and showed them I wasn't wearing one so they'd leave me alone. Clever ain't I? -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #13 March 2, 2005 QuoteYou were in no danger. The guy on the right is known to be gay. Uh... No, I'm not gay! "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #14 March 2, 2005 You sure showed them. I'm sure they have learned their lesson about asking to see bras.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 March 2, 2005 Only because Slappie had it on as a blindfold.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #16 March 2, 2005 I'm thinking if they sat down at my table I'd take off my wedding ring that I don't have. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amanduh 0 #17 March 2, 2005 OH GOSH! TOO FUNNY!!! I would have taken off that wedding ring!!!! (JOKE!!!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 March 2, 2005 Oh, mama. Those are two of the finest male specimens on earth. I think they need to be taught a lesson for their bad behavior, though. I'll administer the spankings . . . but they have to be naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #19 March 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteSHIT!!! Stop posting pictures of me on the internet!!! Yeah how lame is that.. we go out for a drink, and people start posting our pics on the internet.. It was good to see you again by the way! ha ha Seriously dude, I agree. We even bought her drinks!! Did she post that? Noooooo...... You too buddy! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #20 March 2, 2005 Pssst..........you do know that I don't have a wedding ring, I'm not married, but it was the only way I could tell the storyMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingbean001 0 #21 March 2, 2005 I cant BUH-LIEVE the nerve of some guys! They tried that same strategy on some of us girls in the Keys! Damn they get around! Bastards! T Let's have fun! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #22 March 2, 2005 I noticed that I did not see YOU in the picture. What side of the table were you under , I mean on? ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #23 March 2, 2005 oceans 11 and oceans 12 are great movies hehe Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #24 March 2, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou were in no danger. The guy on the right is known to be gay. Uh... No, I'm not gay!Wait, I thought you told me you were the one on the left. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 March 2, 2005 You spank 'em and I'll kiss it and make 'em feel aaaalll better Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
