John4455 0
Quote12. Offspring -Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. -A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
That explains the little people...
How do ya like it Johnny?
BillyVance 35
Quotewell no matter what there will always be drama in every relationship it all depends on if you are willing to talk about the problem with out yelling.
A-men!! I sometimes have more drama than I care for, but it all works out eventually, however, the cats do hide from the drama...
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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban
turtlespeed 226
I was thinking about this thread title -
it seems that if either of those two things actually happened there would be no drame either.
it seems that if either of those two things actually happened there would be no drame either.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
QuoteI was thinking about this thread title -
it seems that if either of those two things actually happened there would be no drame either.
Nah, paying attention will only work to a degree. It calms them down for a little while... until they change their mind. Then, you have to agree with the other side of the argument (your old opinion
).
...and you'd better have a darned good reason for agreeing or you are "just being patronizing".
Make sure that you don't use any of your previous reasons, even if they agree, because you are "just bring up old stuff and trying to be argumentative". 
It is best to look at them as if you are listening attentively and considering what they are saying. It doesn't have to make sense. Think of how much people love dogs, how much they understand, and emulate them. Be more understanding.
"blah, blah, blah...Rover... (I wonder if she is going to give me a treat)...blah, blah" Smile, wag your tail, wait for the hug that follows all the gibberish.
turtlespeed 226
OR
You just look at her and say -
wit as much feeling as you can muster
"Thank you!"
"Thank you, that was really nice of you."
Yep - it really does work.
even if you tell her that it was bull shit -0 the fact that you said "Thank you " calms her down and switches on the "listening" - she wants to hear more of the "Thank You" talk.
You just look at her and say -
wit as much feeling as you can muster
"Thank you!"
"Thank you, that was really nice of you."
Yep - it really does work.
even if you tell her that it was bull shit -0 the fact that you said "Thank you " calms her down and switches on the "listening" - she wants to hear more of the "Thank You" talk.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
Ever look at your dog, smile and say in a soothing voice, "you are the most ignorant animal in the world" ? The dog listens to your tone of voice and watches your body language and loves you. Same principle.
It is possible to tell the most outrageous lies if done with the proper sincerity. For the sake of their relationships, people should get past some of their issues with "truth". What is important? Your womans happiness or her knowing that she a rear end wider than a tractor-trailer?
It is possible to tell the most outrageous lies if done with the proper sincerity. For the sake of their relationships, people should get past some of their issues with "truth". What is important? Your womans happiness or her knowing that she a rear end wider than a tractor-trailer?
I hope your woman isn't reading because if she is you're going to be sleeping on the couch for a while for writing that one.
lolPlease feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.
Due to my amazing knowledge of women, I am single. I am waiting for one that shows an interest in me and wants to spend time with me.
I have found one lately. Last Tuesday, we chatted for over 20 minutes. She was looking me over like a piece of sirloin steak.
I was doing 65 through the school zone. I see her checking me out all the time now.
I could tell she wants me, the tramp.
I have found one lately. Last Tuesday, we chatted for over 20 minutes. She was looking me over like a piece of sirloin steak.
I was doing 65 through the school zone. I see her checking me out all the time now.
I could tell she wants me, the tramp.
turtlespeed 226
QuoteDue to my amazing knowledge of women, I am single. I am waiting for one that shows an interest in me and wants to spend time with me.
I have found one lately. Last Tuesday, we chatted for over 20 minutes. She was looking me over like a piece of sirloin steak.
I was doing 65 through the school zone. I see her checking me out all the time now.
I could tell she wants me, the tramp.
Leave my Granny alone!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun
9. Marriage A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
WINNER!
this was the premise to our separation.
Negotiations were that this was the case and agreed to deal with it. I work, I jump, I give her anything see needs/wants....as long as I can jump.
I will not change.
I've accepted her changes
We are happy
WINNER!
this was the premise to our separation.
Negotiations were that this was the case and agreed to deal with it. I work, I jump, I give her anything see needs/wants....as long as I can jump.
I will not change.
I've accepted her changes
We are happy
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
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If I could be a Super Hero,
I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year.
http://www.hangout.no/speednews/
QuoteQuoteAmen....to much MF'in drama.
You guys do realize you can have a relationship without drama, right? You just have to find the right girl!
True. I was blessed with spending 37 years of my life with the most wonderful woman I have ever known. An intelligent, professional, astoundingly funny and beautiful woman. She lived her life with honesty and integrity. I miss her each and every day.
I remember a discussion with her about 'drama queens' and me wondering how they could live with themselves. She said, "I've never known a drama queen who didn't see herself as logical and down to earth."
She also felt that men who spend their lives going after women who stuff their chests with silicone, spend cumulative years of their lives reading about, buying, discussing and applying various pigments and treatments to their bodies and creating dramatic scenes to make themselves the center of attention deserve exactly what they get and have no justification for complaint.
Most problems in relationships, she felt, were due to people judging others on personality rather than character.
skymama 37
QuoteMost problems in relationships, she felt, were due to people judging others on personality rather than character.
It sounds like you were a very lucky man to have her.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
Travman 6
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11. Natural -Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. -Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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Yeah, the do get uglier as the alcohol wears off during the night.
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...nag, nag, nag...
QuoteTehran - An Iranian woman is attempting to set a legal precedent by divorcing her husband because he has not showered for more than a year, a press report said on Wednesday.
The 36-year-old woman, only identified as Mina, reportedly told a Tehran court her husband Reza smells so bad that even his children will not go near him.
"Everybody is making fun of us. We cannot go to any parties. I feel so ashamed," the woman told the divorce court, according to the governmental Iran newspaper.
Iranian women wishing to divorce can only demand one if they can prove their husband has met strict criteria - including being impotent, abusive, a drug addict, in jail, unable to provide for the family or living away from home for more than six months.
Being smelly is not included in the list of marriage infractions, although a legal expert contacted explained that Mina could argue that the stink had caused her to hate her husband so much she can no longer live with him - something that is recognised as a valid justification
...nag, nag, nag...
TheAnvil 0
I resent # 12.
Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!
QuoteQuoteAmen....to much MF'in drama.
You guys do realize you can have a relationship without drama, right? You just have to find the right girl!
Yup, no drama rocks!
Foxxy Love is the shit! 
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how true, i have the most low maintenance wife in history. she works 80+ hours a week and just doesn't have the time or energy for it. plus i can fart around her and she still loves me.
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