BIGUN 1,483 #1 March 2, 2005 A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, the study found that if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is premenstrual or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his rear while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #2 March 2, 2005 Oh jeez. I nearly popped a rib then.....very funny.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #3 March 2, 2005 Dayum! I'd say that is a pretty accurate study. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #4 March 3, 2005 ***A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry.... That explains where the wife has been."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 284 #5 March 3, 2005 How do you get coffee out of a keyboard??!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #6 March 3, 2005 Why don't Truckers eat lot-lizard pussy? You ever pull a hot grilled cheese sandwhich apart?! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 March 3, 2005 That, nailed it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #8 March 3, 2005 ***Why don't Truckers eat lot-lizard pussy? You ever pull a hot grilled cheese sandwhich apart?! Quote Dude, that is just friggin wrong in so many ways."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #9 March 3, 2005 lot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #10 March 3, 2005 Quotelot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Conway, you ever seen the skanks/whores walking around a truckstop?? Those are lot lizards. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites benforde 0 #11 March 3, 2005 QuoteWhy don't Truckers eat lot-lizard pussy? You ever pull a hot grilled cheese sandwhich apart?! nasty ... fucking nasty. // Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumperconway 0 #12 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuotelot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Conway, you ever seen the skanks/whores walking around a truckstop?? Those are lot lizards. Daaaaaainnn'ttt riiiittte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
jumperconway 0 #9 March 3, 2005 lot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #10 March 3, 2005 Quotelot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Conway, you ever seen the skanks/whores walking around a truckstop?? Those are lot lizards. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benforde 0 #11 March 3, 2005 QuoteWhy don't Truckers eat lot-lizard pussy? You ever pull a hot grilled cheese sandwhich apart?! nasty ... fucking nasty. // Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #12 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuotelot-lizard pussy? OK I'll bite, WTF is that? Conway, you ever seen the skanks/whores walking around a truckstop?? Those are lot lizards. Daaaaaainnn'ttt riiiittte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
