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Dear Remster,

My cat has gas and it smells so bad it reminds me of you. It makes me miss having you around to smell you in person. What should i do?

Signed,
Smelly in IL

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meow

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Dear Remster,

I think you should come to the Dublin Boogie and fart in the plane, as long as I am not on that load.
I am allergic to cats so please dont smell like one.

If you dont come to the Dublin Boogie, I think you should go visit Sunshine. Her life is colorful but not quite odiferous enough.

Of course you are welcome to disregard all of the above and do your own damn thing, as usual.

Love,
Kitty

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Should I wear my green latex catsuit? Our local latex supplier made an XXXL for me just for that.



Dear Remster,

I just told you I am allergic to cats. In addition, I see no reason for you to support your local latex dealer any more than your current bi-weekly orders.
Besides, if you dont wear green, I get to pinch you.

Erin Go Bragh!
Kitty

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Dear Remster,

I'm leaving for work now where i don't have the internet. Besides GFD and Iwan, i dont' think anyone cares that i'm not on dzcom all day anymore. Should i feel unloved?

Signed,
Blah

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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What the hell, I've had dinner and drinks with you twice now. That doesn't mean I love you:P
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Dear Retard,

Just watch your back at the big ways. You'll be feeling all kinds of love then:ph34r:
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Dear Remtard,

Iwan is not coming with us. He doesn't really love you.

Sorry.

Shannon



Bla.. that's cause he's "management" on here Shannon... nothing personal :P

Dear Remster,

I'd love to hang with you guys Friday night, but I'd have to wake up at 4 to make it to the snow on time....

Iwan

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