superman0710 0 #1 March 3, 2005 i have the habit of hitting on older women. i am particularly fond of one story where i hit on an older woman all night. we ended up making out, but since i was bar hopping i had to run. we got a picture together. the next morning when i was nice and sober i noticed her wedding ring in the picture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #2 March 3, 2005 No way I'm stupid enough to post that information on a public forum.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #3 March 3, 2005 QuoteNo way I'm stupid enough to post that information on a public forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #4 March 3, 2005 I smoke large amounts of crack cocain, distribute black tar heroin and traffic in illegal booze from Russia. Then I like to knit and tell children stories to the homeless. Are you a narc? If so please disregard anything I've typed. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #5 March 3, 2005 jail time for you, buster! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #6 March 3, 2005 i go to other countries and make signs on cardboard Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 March 3, 2005 Quotejail time for you, buster! BTDT not doing it again. I did get a nice County Jail jumper. Was fun to wear out to costume parties. caused a stir a few times. When some rookie cop working security thought he'd caught himself a bonified escaped criminal from the county lockup! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 March 3, 2005 I like to fuck new mayonaisse jars... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #9 March 3, 2005 QuoteI like to fuck new mayonaisse jars... Now that is one I have never heard lol! Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #11 March 3, 2005 QuoteI like to fuck new mayonaisse jars... When you're ready to upgrade, try a piece of warm liver.... B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #13 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteI like to fuck new mayonaisse jars... When you're ready to upgrade, try a piece of warm liver.... B~ What ever happened to the good old fashioned VAGINA! Or for those of you as crude as I am PUSSY! Yes it had to be in caps for the effect flame on. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 March 3, 2005 I like them too but it's not a nasty little vice ya know... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #15 March 3, 2005 QuoteI like to fuck new mayonaisse jars... dude as always, you've topped me again. My crack smoking and heroin distobution doesn't hold a candle to fucking mayo jars. You're one sick mother fucker!! Get some help. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #16 March 3, 2005 QuoteWhat ever happened to the good old fashioned VAGINA! Or for those of you as crude as I am PUSSY! Yes it had to be in caps for the effect flame on. Quote Costs too much! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ukJump 0 #17 March 3, 2005 in reply to... Costs too much! Not in Empuria (apparently) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #18 March 3, 2005 Usually a deep throaty whisper - Oh wait - you said VICES - My bad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #19 March 3, 2005 Quotei have the habit of hitting on older women. Huh. And I like to hit on younger men."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #20 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuotei have the habit of hitting on older women. Huh. And I like to hit on younger men. Hmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #21 March 3, 2005 QuoteHmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand? I supposed that depends on how naughty they've been. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #22 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand? I supposed that depends on how naughty they've been. I just got goose bumps.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #23 March 3, 2005 QuoteI just got goose bumps. Ah, that depends... are you younger than me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zep 0 #24 March 3, 2005 Quotei go to other countries and make signs on cardboard I'd never of guessed you're Rumainian Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just got goose bumps. Ah, that depends... are you younger than me? I hope so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
ukJump 0 #17 March 3, 2005 in reply to... Costs too much! Not in Empuria (apparently) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 3, 2005 Usually a deep throaty whisper - Oh wait - you said VICES - My bad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 March 3, 2005 Quotei have the habit of hitting on older women. Huh. And I like to hit on younger men."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuotei have the habit of hitting on older women. Huh. And I like to hit on younger men. Hmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #21 March 3, 2005 QuoteHmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand? I supposed that depends on how naughty they've been. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteHmmm - May I ask how hard? Open hand? Closed hand? I supposed that depends on how naughty they've been. I just got goose bumps.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 March 3, 2005 QuoteI just got goose bumps. Ah, that depends... are you younger than me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #24 March 3, 2005 Quotei go to other countries and make signs on cardboard I'd never of guessed you're Rumainian Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 March 3, 2005 QuoteQuoteI just got goose bumps. Ah, that depends... are you younger than me? I hope so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
