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So what the hell should I sell on E-bay?!

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Damn, people are gettin' freakin' rich on cheese sammiches that look like the Mother of God, pregnant bellies...foreheads...mythical screenplays...

There MUST be SOMETHING I can sell an' make a fortune off of!!!!

What?? :o
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Everything!!!! People on there are addicted to "winning" the bid and will pay crazy prices for a tooth...sell an old ugly scuffed up shoe! or the laces! They will buy it...;):D

Think of EBAY as the BEST GARAGE SALE EVER!B|





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Oooooh, Oooooooooh...I have another idea...Sell your soul...that's an eBay classic right there!:D

Or maybe...sell them a picture of your shoe...or the laces...:ph34r:...That would be a riot...

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Oooooh, Oooooooooh...I have another idea...Sell your soul...that's an eBay classic right there!:D



Yes!! Yes!! But I will spell it 'sole', and when they win I'll mail them a Dr. Scholl's insole. B|
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Sell them your signature on DZ.com...:D...I wonder if that would work?B|


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Ohhhhhhhhhh........:o RoadRash is onto something!!! :)


ACME, if you did that...I would even place a bid...:D:D:D...


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Everything!!!! People on there are addicted to "winning" the bid and will pay crazy prices for a tooth...sell an old ugly scuffed up shoe! or the laces! They will buy it...;):D

Think of EBAY as the BEST GARAGE SALE EVER!B|



True, true...hmmm "Honey!!! Hey!! Where's that picture of you? Y'know the one when you're working out an' stuff?" >:(:):ph34r:
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I need the big bucks...has to be something to appeal to wealthy pervs...but what? :|

Where the hell is GirlFallDown when you need her?! >:(

Naw, she'd prolly suggest selling something like a pubic hair. I am way too classy for that! B|
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Everything!!!! People on there are addicted to "winning" the bid and will pay crazy prices for a tooth...sell an old ugly scuffed up shoe! or the laces! They will buy it...;):D

Think of EBAY as the BEST GARAGE SALE EVER!B|



True, true...hmmm "Honey!!! Hey!! Where's that picture of you? Y'know the one when you're working out an' stuff?" >:(:):ph34r:



Jaye..I'm on my company laptop which has so much security shit on it..and I cant download a game or upload anything..they are so strict...and my personal laptop is at HP/Compaq for repair..fried my motherboard and CPU:S and much more to repair..but when they send it back, I'll send ya a pic or two...but there are tons of me already one here...:P





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Naw, she'd prolly suggest selling something like a pubic hair. I am way too classy for that! B|



In that case, auction off the right to all of it from a fresh shave, complete with a before and after shot. Big bucks!

If you....I.....WE weren't married, dammit! :ph34r:
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Naw, she'd prolly suggest selling something like a pubic hair. I am way too classy for that! B|



In that case, auction off the right to all of it from a fresh shave, complete with a before and after shot. Big bucks!

If you....I.....WE weren't married, dammit! :ph34r:



:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Dude I guess that would settle the 'natural redhead' arguement...:o
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I need the big bucks...has to be something to appeal to wealthy pervs...but what? :|

Where the hell is GirlFallDown when you need her?! >:(

Naw, she'd prolly suggest selling something like a pubic hair. I am way too classy for that! B|



I was listening to the radio yesterday morning and apparently people are paying for famous people's crap. By crap I mean shit. Poo. KAKA! They were also selling people's germs.

I was trying to find the website but I can't seem to locate it.

Anyway, there's one idea.

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I need the big bucks...has to be something to appeal to wealthy pervs...but what? :|

Where the hell is GirlFallDown when you need her?! >:(

Naw, she'd prolly suggest selling something like a pubic hair. I am way too classy for that! B|



I was listening to the radio yesterday morning and apparently people are paying for famous people's crap. By crap I mean shit. Poo. KAKA! They were also selling people's germs.

I was trying to find the website but I can't seem to locate it.

Anyway, there's one idea.



Ya think if I spit into a container and sell it as a guaranteed virsu to keep you from work for at least 3 weeks, people would buy it? :|

I wonder what my seller rating would look like a few weeks later...:P
~Jaye
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I considered trying to sell my soul on ebay but I realized that not only had it already been done, but my soul probably isn't worth anything as I've sent the thing to hell and back.

It has to be something ridiculous, interesting, and above all, original. Perhaps a feces sculpture or the ghost of a beached whale trapped in a seashell. The possibilities are endless.

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