Yet another funny Ebay listing (this one is from the future)

[AggieDave 6]

No joke, I mean, this guy couldn't have made this stuff up, he must be from the future.



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That and he's funny, he provided me with my new sigline.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[heidihagen 0]

fantastic!!! i've always wanted gills... how do you find this stuff anyway?
9. Google starts WWIII. Their war cry, "I'm feeling lucky."

i didn't lose my mind, i sold it on ebay. .:need a container to fit 5'4", 110 lb. cypres ready & able to fit a 170 main (or slightly smaller):.[/ce

[AggieDave 6]

I tend to watch a handful of websites that post a lot of crap like this, usually its pretty funny. This one happens to be from Fark.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[flyangel2 2]

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how do you find this stuff anyway?

It's called, "He doesn't have a life."

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[AggieDave 6]

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It's called, "He doesn't have a life."

Ouch. You're right, I don't have a life. When I'm not at the DZ, not at the gym, not filling out job apps or taking entrence exams for police departments, I'm practicing martial arts or playing guitar at a couple of places in town or I'm out doing metal work in the garage or helping Morgan plan our wedding, I'm just sitting on my ass.

Oh well, just a couple more weeks till I find out about the sheriff's dept then a couple of more weeks till the process starts all over again for another PD in the area.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[flyangel2 2]

Dave, you'll make a good cop. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

[sunshine 2]

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how do you find this stuff anyway?
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It's called, "He doesn't have a life."

And that needs to go down in the dzcom funniest posts annals of history.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[CornishChris 5]

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You're right, I don't have a life. When I'm not at the DZ, not at the gym, not filling out job apps or taking entrence exams for police departments, I'm practicing martial arts or playing guitar at a couple of places in town or I'm out doing metal work in the garage or helping Morgan plan our wedding, I'm just sitting on my ass.

How on earth did you find time for the 24,000 plus posts on DZ.com?!

CJP

Gods don't kill people. People with Gods kill people

[RedassSkychic 0]

The funniest part of that auction is its now up to $255....

[ACMESkydiver 0]

Proving once again that you can sell anything on E-bay...

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[bmcd308 0]

Gone now. Got a cached copy?

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[AggieDave 6]

Nope. That's too bad, it was funny.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[kinney29 0]

At least tell us what it was!

[AggieDave 6]

It was some guy saying he was from the future and was able to post on the internet due to some sort of solar radiation something or other, even though he can't physically come to the past. All in all it was freak'n hilarious, he described what life was like in 2142 and such.

Although I'm not exactly sure what he was selling. *shrug*

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."