This kid's on my shit list now . . .

[kelel01 1]

Ok, so I'm taking care of a 14-year-old and 15-year-old for a week right now. Their mother sends me an e-mail forwarded from the 15-year-old's teacher, saying that he was late to school (true, b/c he missed his bus, and I was busy taking the other one to school) and that I told him "I don't care what you do, as long as you don't kill anyone" (untrue).

Well, now that little fucker's gonna have a fun weekend . . . he's gonna get to clean, and do homework, and . . . well, pretty much nothing else. No Playstation, that's for damn sure.

Am I being too hard on him? Actually, I really shouldn't care, b/c I'm sick of taking care of him, so maybe this'll stave off future requests.

[GTAVercetti 0]

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Ok, so I'm taking care of a 14-year-old and 15-year-old for a week right now. Their mother sends me an e-mail forwarded from the 15-year-old's teacher, saying that he was late to school (true, b/c he missed his bus, and I was busy taking the other one to school) and that I told him "I don't care what you do, as long as you don't kill anyone" (untrue).

Well, now that little fucker's gonna have a fun weekend . . . he's gonna get to clean, and do homework, and . . . well, pretty much nothing else. No Playstation, that's for damn sure.

Am I being too hard on him? Actually, I really shouldn't care, b/c I'm sick of taking care of him, so maybe this'll stave off future requests.

Hard on him? No. I hate teenagers.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ok, so I'm taking care of a 14-year-old and 15-year-old for a week right now. Their mother sends me an e-mail forwarded from the 15-year-old's teacher, saying that he was late to school (true, b/c he missed his bus, and I was busy taking the other one to school) and that I told him "I don't care what you do, as long as you don't kill anyone" (untrue).

Well, now that little fucker's gonna have a fun weekend . . . he's gonna get to clean, and do homework, and . . . well, pretty much nothing else. No Playstation, that's for damn sure.

Am I being too hard on him? Actually, I really shouldn't care, b/c I'm sick of taking care of him, so maybe this'll stave off future requests.

Grab him a bucket and a toothbrush - the front walk is in desperate need of cleaning.
People shouldn't lie. I don't care how old they are.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[masterrig 1]

I think, you oughta take him over your knee and whup his happy lil' ass! Unless of course, he's bigger than you.


Chuck

[kelel01 1]

He is . . . actually they both are. His sister is about 5'9", and I'm all of 5'2".

[soulshine 0]

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I think, you oughta take him over your knee and whup his happy lil' ass! Unless of course, he's bigger than you.


Chuck

Isn't that every teen-age boy's fantacy?

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[OrangeJumper 0]

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I think, you oughta take him over your knee and whup his happy lil' ass! Unless of course, he's bigger than you.

For being late? Wow....tough crowd.

The Original Cabana Boy!

[ChrisL 2]

He is 15 and you are cutting off his playstation privelages
in favor of manual labor?

My 16 year old would rather just be savagely beaten and get it over with rahter than yank his gaming privelage

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My mighty steed

[ChrisL 2]

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I think, you oughta take him over your knee and whup his happy lil' ass! Unless of course, he's bigger than you.


Chuck

You mean reward bad behavior???!?

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My mighty steed

[kelel01 1]

No, for lying about me saying that.

As far as being late's concerned . . . that's just fucking annoying, b/c it made me late to work, too.

[OrangeJumper 0]

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No, for lying about me saying that.

As far as being late's concerned . . . that's just fucking annoying, b/c it made me late to work, too.

Oh, in that case BEAT HIS ASS!

The Original Cabana Boy!

[masterrig 1]

Naw! No way, are you too rough on him. He needs 'direction'! He lied and needs to make that house spotless before his mom gets home.! Remember! Dynamite, comes in small packages and he doesn't wanna see you 'un-load' on him.


Chuck

[turtlespeed 226]

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and he doesn't wanna see you 'un-load' on him.

I do - I do!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[masterrig 1]

Damn skippy, it is! Hell, I was 15 once. Specially if it was Kel!


Chuck

[masterrig 1]

Lemme re-think that part... hmmm... change that to hard labor!


Chuck

[2fat2fly 0]

He played the game figuring that you'd never know he lied. He lost, there's a price to losing-he needs to learn that now. I'm in favor of manual labor punishment. I just wish that you lived close to me so that I could help assign chores.

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[kelel01 1]

Any ideas are welcome. They have a maid who just came yesterday, so the house doesn't need scrubbing, but anything outdoors/cleaning out closets and such is game.

[Darius11 12]

Tell him that your upset that he lied………….and send his Playstation2 to me with the new G4 game.



Oh yea I love this sig Kelly

"Sometimes Goliath kicks the shit out of David . . . It's just nobody tells that story."

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[Muenkel 0]

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This kid's on my shit list now . . .

Does this mean I have fallen off your shit list or does your shit list have no end?

Chris

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Chris

[kelel01 1]

By definition, a list can (and usually does) consist of more than one item.

But since I no longer remember why you were on it, you're forgiven and stricken from said list.

[Slappie 9]

I'm sure you wouldn't be able to pull this one off. But if so it'll sure put a reminder in his brain not to lie.

Find a corner in the house where the flooring is tile or vinyl. Pure out some uncooked rice or minute rice (minute works really well). Hang a piece of paper with a small circle drawn in the center. Make sure it's just above the childs head. The child must be in shorts so you get a skin on rice contact.Then instruct the child to kneel on the rice and keep their nose in the circle. They cannot use their hands to support themselves against the wall. This only needs to be done for 10-15mins 20-25 for the really blatant infractions.

I promise you the child will think twice about telling a lie or getting in trouble the next time.

I know this because this was my punishment when I was a teenager for lying or major fuckups. That rice hurts like a motherfucker! I only lied about 3 times until I finally caught on. I'm a slow learner

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[masterrig 1]

lying was listed also. The kids a 2-time loser.


Chuck

[wmw999 2,584]

The punishment has to be appropriate. One thing to include is to make him tell his mother what happened. That's gonna really hurt. Tell him now that he'll have to talk it over with her, so that he'll be tortured until she gets home. Make sure he knows that you're going to tell her your side first(then DO it), so that he won't think he can BS through it.

Other than that, well, what did lying get him? Make darn sure he doesn't get the benefit of that.

Then, well, I'll bet the windows haven't been washed

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[swedishcelt 0]

I nannied a 13 year old for 5 years and am currently a 10th and 12th Grade High School teacher. Lying and getting you in trouble is unnaceptable. Tell him he's lucky you aren't me.

[Slappie 9]

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I nannied a 13 year old for 5 years and am currently a 10th and 12th Grade High School teacher. Lying and getting you in trouble is unnaceptable. Tell him he's lucky you aren't me.

Will you spank me puhhhhhleeeeeeeeze!?

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."