ACMESkydiver 0 #1 March 4, 2005 I search E-bay now and then just to find fun sky-jumping stuff and drool... But my search for 'parachute' came up with this. Uh, huh? Is this like an S & M thing?? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 March 4, 2005 Ok... It's made of leather, and called a "ball stretcher"... I think it's a pretty safe bet that it's S/M gear...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdbrown 0 #4 March 4, 2005 I can think of better ways to stretch my balls -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 March 4, 2005 Why stretch 'em! Around a guy's middle fifties or sixties they're gonna sag pretty good anyhow... why rush it? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #6 March 4, 2005 Sure you were searching the word "parachute". Sure! ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #7 March 4, 2005 Hey! That wasn't me doin' that search... I'm innocent!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #8 March 4, 2005 QuoteWhy stretch 'em! Around a guy's middle fifties or sixties they're gonna sag pretty good anyhow... why rush it? Bwahahahahahahahahaha! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 March 4, 2005 The things you find on the internet...........could have been worse I suppose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #10 March 4, 2005 wow great post! I've been looking for one of those for years!!! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #11 March 4, 2005 Quotewow great post! I've been looking for one of those for years!!! Back off! It's mine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #12 March 4, 2005 GFD has balls? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #13 March 4, 2005 QuoteGFD has balls? Yeah and their bigger than yours for sure. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 March 4, 2005 QuoteWhy stretch 'em! Around a guy's middle fifties or sixties they're gonna sag pretty good anyhow... why rush it? Chuck Dude that's what I was thinking! Do guys actually WANT to sag lower than they do?! Wouldn't want those slapping you in the lower back, geesh... (was that out loud? )~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #15 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuotewow great post! I've been looking for one of those for years!!! Back off! It's mine! YES! Keep driving up the price fighting over it, I will be rich! Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteGFD has balls? Yeah and their bigger than yours for sure. [FarvaVoice]"Oh shit she got you GOOD, fucker!!"[/FarvaVoice] ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jose 0 #17 March 4, 2005 CHICKENFUCKER! You may meow go back to your regularly scheduled spanking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 4, 2005 QuoteI search E-bay now and then just to find fun sky-jumping stuff and drool... But my search for 'parachute' came up with this. Uh, huh? Is this like an S & M thing?? Do they have a matching collar? I need a new collar.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 March 4, 2005 A guy would have to wear a cup all the time! That's like shaving in that area. Damm! I tried it once and all I got was a bunch of red bumps. The little squares of toilet paper were a pain! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 March 4, 2005 QuoteA guy would have to wear a cup all the time! That's like shaving in that area. Damm! I tried it once and all I got was a bunch of red bumps. The little squares of toilet paper were a pain! Chuck Baby oil and visine will take care of that. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 March 4, 2005 Thanks! After shave just put me through the roof! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 March 4, 2005 QuoteThanks! After shave just put me through the roof! Chuck LOLOL I can see the commercial for Visene -now - Guy at the sink - freshly shaved - splashes on a bit of Aqua Velva - and AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH! "God in heaven above - Kill me NOW!" and then the wife walks in with a sprayer with Visene printed on it . . . Sprays him in the crotch - and she looks at the camera . . . and says - "Visene - it gets the red out - even on what you pull out."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 March 4, 2005 BwaaHahahahahahahaha! That there's damned funny! Brings a whole new concept to Visine. edited to add: The worse part of all that was, I had a date that night! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #24 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteGFD has balls? Yeah and their bigger than yours for sure. no way! I have elephantitus of the left testicle Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 March 4, 2005 QuoteBwaaHahahahahahahaha! That there's damned funny! Brings a whole new concept to Visine. edited to add: The worse part of all that was, I had a date that night! LOL - Having read all the posts on here in which women have said they like their guys "trimmed", I recently decided to give it a whirl. Well I apparently used the wrong guard on the clippers because I ended up essentially bald. I had a doctor appointment that day, my first with a new (female) doc because I'd decided to get a general practictioner so I'd have an answer other than "the closest doc-in-a-box" when asked who my physician is. I wasn't worried though; I was just seeing her about some shoulder pain. Unfortunately, she decided to give me a full physical. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
