dan_iv 0 #26 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuotethese should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though LOL If you click on a whole buch of them all at once it is f'n hilarious - (I used "f'n" so as not to offend any one)absolutely, i was thinking about trying to put some together like music... abso-f'n-hilarious.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotethese should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though LOL If you click on a whole buch of them all at once it is f'n hilarious - (I used "f'n" so as not to offend any one)absolutely, i was thinking about trying to put some together like music... abso-f'n-hilarious.... Dan - you don't offend me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #28 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteDan - you don't offend me. I could if you would like me to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #29 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteDan - you don't offend me. I could if you would like me to I would be a happier person.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #30 March 4, 2005 do we have a winner yet? huh, huh, huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #31 March 4, 2005 Quote Holy Shit! I didn't see who this was - It's lurker Steve! How ya been buddy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #32 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteDan - you don't offend me. I could if you would like me to I would be a happier person. after thinking this over that is going to be waaaayyy to much work on my behalf, so you will just have to remain not a happier person Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #33 March 4, 2005 ok, if this doesn't make you laugh http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=1513581;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread then i have no idea what will.... do i get credit for pointing to it? hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #34 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuote Holy Shit! I didn't see who this was - It's lurker Steve! How ya been buddy? Been good, just coming off a 2 week vacation/drinking/party'n/insanity run.....it was fun though and i think i finally stopped shaking the other day Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #35 March 4, 2005 Quotedo i get credit for pointing to it? hehe I'd say that Conway should at least share the credit. Jaye could have a 2-line sigline, after all... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeth 0 #36 March 4, 2005 Quotecommon references i use meanest joke ever: what's better than winning the special olympics? not being retarded. ...straight to hell LMAO! Ok, this just made me bust a gut, thanks. "At 13,000 feet nothing else matters." PFRX!!!!! Team Funnel #174, Sunshine kisspass #109 My Jump Site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dan_iv 0 #37 March 4, 2005 QuoteQuotedo i get credit for pointing to it? hehe I'd say that Conway should at least share the credit. Jaye could have a 2-line sigline, after all... Wendy W.i guess that's fair... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #38 March 5, 2005 QuoteA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated," You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly." Ok I've been away, but that one's funny. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #39 March 5, 2005 QuoteQuote I like big Butts, I cannot lie oh my your mother is reaching in your fly!! Whoa...think I'm gonna go puke now...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #40 March 5, 2005 Quotethese should make you laugh, pre-requisite to have seen Napoleaon Dynamite will help though Oh you are disqualified, mister!!! Napoleon Dynamite sucked 2 F*CKING HOURS OF MY LIFE away!!! What nimrod made that movie?!? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #41 March 5, 2005 Quotecommon references i use masturbatory "i'm going to beat my meat like it owes me money!" "i'm going to beat my meat like a rented mule" sex with females "i'm going to pound her like a mallard duck" "i'm gonna violate her like a parking meter" fun analogies "i like my women like i like my trash bags...HEFTY" meanest joke ever: what's better than winning the special olympics? not being retarded. ...straight to hell ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #42 March 5, 2005 OK, how about this joke that masterrig posted? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #43 March 5, 2005 QuoteOK, how about this joke that masterrig posted? Wendy W. OMG that one is good...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #44 March 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuotedo i get credit for pointing to it? hehe I'd say that Conway should at least share the credit. Jaye could have a 2-line sigline, after all... Wendy W.i guess that's fair... Ok, it's between you and the one Wendy posted by masterrig... 30 minutes left then we shall crown the king/queen/whatever and I'll be open for the new sig line... ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #45 March 5, 2005 QuoteOK, how about this joke that masterrig posted? Wendy W. Ok, this killed me.... What do you want on my sig line, Wendy? Since it was Masterrig's joke, I guess he'll get a line too...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #46 March 5, 2005 How the hell did I miss this thread...ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!! ACME, you crack me up! ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #47 March 5, 2005 QuoteHow the hell did I miss this thread...ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!! ACME, you crack me up! ~R+R... Well now, the winner(s) still have not claimed their prizes... I guess my sig line isn't the outrageously hot commodity I thought it was gonna be! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #48 March 5, 2005 Oh boy.... I'm going to have to think long and hard about a sigline (I never got around to putting in one of my own ). Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #49 March 5, 2005 QuoteOh boy.... I'm going to have to think long and hard about a sigline (I never got around to putting in one of my own ). Wendy W. ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!! And especially since there is a whole thread about ACME's, it better be good...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #50 March 5, 2005 Quoteit better be good... I was thinking of auctioning it off to the highest bidder, to see if I can get her in trouble . Or maybe just put a pointer in there to here and saying it's where she really likes to hang out... Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
